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jedculbertson

  1. Going once, to an auto auction.
  2. If I have one limitation, it's that I have so many limitations.
  3. Those who most ardently advocate for separation of church and state fail to realize that God is sovereign over both.
  4. It's a bit sad when an a capella group says to the crowd, "Just the voices." I feel sorry for the beatbox guy.
  5. @jarrodstanley You're welcome.
  6. Most frequent lie Christians make in the technological age: "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions"
  7. I would rather vomit my pride than swallow it.
  8. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and all watching some f-ball, coding website for a school.
  9. “What Would You Say to My Husband if You were a Young Seminarian Again?”|Dr. Michael A. Milton flpbd.it/L9XT #eminentlyinspirational
  10. "Just like our house!" he exclaimed, since we starting teaching them to stand until Mama, then Daddy sits at meals. twitpic.com/7y1och
  11. @nathanbong I would say "Do nothing at all", since it precludes the need for a "zippered back hatch".
  12. Normally opposed to food tweets, I couldn't resist sharing my leftover-inspired KFC-knockoff Cramucopia Breakfast Bowl. twitter.com/jedculbertson/…
  13. Doesn't the veracity of the street sign, "No Outlet", depend upon what kind of vehicle you're driving?
  14. Huge one-letter difference: All day odor protection / All day odor projection.
  15. I like these guidelines. Keeps me from saying things I shouldn't. Especially Proverbs 18:2. julianfreeman.ca/christian-life…
  16. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Calvinist: "As much as God ordains." Armenian: "I dunno." +1Calvin
  17. Whittling down the family budget. Anyone know where to get half-ply toilet paper?
  18. Good to have the family back at home for the first time since June 26.
  19. OT soldier humor: "Private, can you see the city?" "Aye, aye, I eye Ai!"
  20. Playing RISK with a three year old. I got this.