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this is sick RT @katstreet: to the moon, Nike!!!..... http://bit.ly/6iI8Tj about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@katstreet i cant tell if hes a hipster or just swedish 1:43 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to katstreet
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command (genius) http://twitpic.com/tnqmx 1:22 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
@katlam orkin? 12:33 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to katlam
Lady Gaga meets Queen Elizabeth II.....man I wish I could have heard what they said to each other http://bit.ly/4wyzrC 11:58 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
Nintendo recently filed a trademark for the Zii. As well as the Cii, Bii, Oii and Yii http://bit.ly/7sJczg 11:13 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
RT @msvatek: What Tiger should dohttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods?rel=player 11:08 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
@NiklasSkovgaard you just gave me an idea for fleece condoms 9:39 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
@miamiadschool infamous amos once held up a bank and murdered 6 orphans in cold blood. true story 9:36 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to miamiadschool
todays first assignment....rewrite bullshit with even more bullshit so that it can be shat on by shitheads 8:07 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
@danielivy @ajoohoo let's just say that balls were played with 2:08 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to danielivy
hot chocolate on a mothafuckin spoon. http://bit.ly/5jaYU0 12:32 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
@danielivy i think that exact same thing everytime i drive by it 12:31 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to danielivy
@OmidFarhang i hope you use the orville redenbacher technology to bring back ol dirty 9:01 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to OmidFarhang
RT @jkoxvold: limmy is back, and i think he likes you: http://www.limmy.com/biggestfan/ 7:42 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
Guy next to me just pulled out a letters to penthouse special. He's reading straight up erotica. If he asks for a blanket Im gonna freak out 5:52 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
Oof 3:06 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
1 hour til bachelor party festivities begin. reunion with @danielivy also imminent. this weekend is about to be epic. 1:15 PM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
Whenever the seat next to me on the plane is empty, I give every person who walks down the aisle the biggest death stare i am capable of 7:08 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
@stanchin @iamyelan yes! let it be known that your cheesecake factory experiment failed, whereas my Arby's experiment was a success 4:07 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck in reply to stanchin

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Name jed_cohen
Location NYC
Bio A one line bio? You can’t say anything in one line. How can you know who I am in one line? Maybe I should stop complaining and just do it. So here goes: I am ve

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