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jeclearman

  1. Off 45 min early? I'll take it! Now it's gym time!
  2. 2 hours and I'll be free from the whining brats!!!!!!! #thankgoodness
  3. @ally7921 mine are grounded from electronics! #killmenow
  4. @Ttw1993 that was like forever ago! Ha
  5. It's kinda sad i would rather play with nerf guns than girl toys.. #tomboy
  6. McDonald's is filthy!!! I just wanna bathe in Clorox. #yuck
  7. These kids are driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!
  8. @mj_Crenshaw29 if he wants, I can start taking him
  9. “@MoreSarcasm: "Can I fuck your Daughter?", "What?" "Oh I said, Can I have a glass of water?"” @dylan_sparnecht
  10. So thankful I have my mother and non roomie @Shazee14 to help me clean and move out in Decatur!! I got your steak coming girl! #loveyou
  11. “@BaseballSOLdier: @iSpeakSoftball Baseball player + Softball player= Never ending relationship. #ispeakfromexperience” @MarYSanderS12
  12. @ally7921 ugh I know! Mine complained Because the pizza wasn't cut right! #divas