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I'm wearing a name tag that says 'Hooker Lover' and I won a copy of The National Enquirer. This party is already a success. 7:58 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
@jennyinSLUT Damn, Gina! 7:51 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to jennyinSLUT
@calanan @doxees We've got plenty of gun nutz here already, thanks. 4:20 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to calanan
@Doxees Sure. It's more satisfying than cow tipping. 4:18 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to Doxees
New pasttime: castrating the truck nutz on the Super Douchey trucks and teabagging their windshields with them. 4:12 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
@sarahbellum #2: hang shelves. 4:05 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to sarahbellum
@Doxees What are you talking about? I'm as sober as a judge. At the moment. 11:04 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to Doxees
@jennyinSLUT I mean I live with confusion every day, and get dizzy when I'm drunk and have headaches the next morning. Never all at once. 10:34 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to jennyinSLUT
@jennyinSLUT You should definitely go to the doctor if you haven't already. 10:23 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to jennyinSLUT
@batzukes Really? I could tell you where they are- I put wireless Internet in them. #pornforgod 10:13 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie in reply to batzukes
RT @susanmercedes I like to watch The Hills because they're the only people more shallow and one-dimensional than me. 10:10 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
@knappst3r Oh, and my sister still works there as a waitress. 9:02 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to knappst3r
@knappst3r Nice! That's where I was. That and meat cutter. 8:59 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to knappst3r
@knappst3r Me too! Well, not salad bar. And not my first real job. But Sizzler. 8:51 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to knappst3r
@pizzocalabro Now that you mention them, I'm a little upset that there was no Scissor Sisters at your party. At least not while I was there. 7:45 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to pizzocalabro
@pizzocalabro I think that might be my new favorite term - rocks my spot. 7:29 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to pizzocalabro
@Doxees Good idea. Her email is jebro@gmail.com. 7:26 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Doxees
My theory: We put too much pressure on @darthbender to be funny & he used the swine flu as an excuse to leave twitter. Performance anxiety. 7:24 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
@Doxees Pretty sure Levi wouldn't be angry about it. But you should totally write Sarah Palin and let her know what you do. 7:20 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to Doxees
@debihope Also, I joke. I don't even know what's going on, but I *do* know you're funny, so cheers. 7:15 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to debihope

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Name Jeb Ro
Location Salt Lake City, UT
Bio Not a hippie. Not funny in the classical sense. Or any sense, for that matter. Well, maybe the biblical sense. I could give two shits about social media

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