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  1. RT @MoorishDignity @JonahOryszak Do I really need to answer?
  2. Boyfriend says, "WTF? Your job is like a gameshow."
  3. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT 1. Harry Potter 2. Getting rid of all my clothes 3. Wearing pants sometimes
  4. Put on eight pounds today on my way to work, because I realized I'll never catch up otherwise. #infsum #heavy
  5. Today is really taking being judged for my appearance to a whole new level.
  6. @someclevername Feel like I'm doing a crossword puzzle - it's haunting me in the same way, with similar demands on time commitment! #infsum
  7. @someclevername Hah, thanks! I'm so used to having a page/minute pace, but DFdubs is forcing me to slooooow doooown like crazy. #infsum
  8. Funniest thing ever. RT @_Tits BRILLIANT!!!!!! How to get shot by the SARTORIALIST!!! http://tinyurl.com/m27y5c
  9. Just read all the comments here: http://bit.ly/S4Olh and now feel better at still being (gulp) over 100 pages behind. #infsum
  10. @nzle Just think how darling you'll look later. Who doesn't love little sock tanlines sticking out of little flats!?
  11. Never let ghosts of self past live your life today. Ghosts have terrible taste in everything.
  12. Walked home in uncomfortable shoes, because my friends are awesome.
  13. Pink hot chili peppers at duck duck gooski's
  14. "The King of Pop is dead, but the King of Kings is alive." -Hill District church
  15. So glad I can finally wear mascara again.
  16. I'm Lou Doillon-ing so hard today. I love it.
  17. About to find out what the bloomfield pool thinks of my new all ice cream sandwich diet.
  18. New hangover terminology-- Me: Are you? You seem totally fine. Coworker: ...I feel slightly fragile.
  19. Absurdly cute but weird: kitty paw prints on a thermochromatic tee.
  20. Because yes, OF COURSE I need ten ice cream sandwiches - they're on sale!