jdyates
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@ Stuffed animals don't die, Billy... just sew him back up.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to imperfectsunset
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@ Day = MADE. <3 you more than you know. Now, when you comin' to visit? We needs dates for the annual conclave of the .
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to artemisrex
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Downside of being bored out of my skull: Can't. Stop. Eating.
about 18 hours ago
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@ @ Thanks for the love, guys!
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to MorningWhiskey
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@ Lesson 1: Smooth Recoveries: How to avoid eating ice. ... wow, I rock at teaching. Multimedia, FTW
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to imperfectsunset
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@ I was just telling a friend last night that I can't wait to go ice skating! I'll teach you!
about 23 hours ago
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in reply to imperfectsunset
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It's not my fault every 24 yr old on earth has a daddy complex and thinks my name's exotic! -Grayson. Hope I'm saying/looking like that @ 40
about 23 hours ago
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The only thing that didn't make it into my Thanksgiving Care Package was the gravy. Where does 1 find fatty food items delivered by hotties?
about 23 hours ago
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@ Thanks for the FF, love! You rock. ;-)
about 24 hours ago
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in reply to Wally0726
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Avoiding Black Friday like the (black) plague. Just set up about a dozen Showtime/HBO movies to DVR. Leftovers + Free preview weekend, FTW.
12:25 PM Nov 27th
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Edition @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
11:29 AM Nov 27th
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@ Best. Cousin. Ever.
10:44 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to loupulice
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Colt and Shipley have basically played this entire game by themselves. Romo, take note: QBs that aren't scared shitless of running, FTMFW!!!
7:58 PM Nov 26th
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RT @: Heisman. //
5:53 PM Nov 26th
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The only true use for such a tool, PRON!:
4:44 PM Nov 26th
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@ Seriously! What's the point? The majority of you don't even like each other! And it's a giant clusterfuck. Why are we here?
4:19 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to lessthanthreeme
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@ Have u missed my every tweet for the last 72 hours? LOL I hate them. I've been practically manic over wanting to skip today
4:16 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to lessthanthreeme
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Best things about this holiday: Family pretending that we all get along for a few hours and going home with a metric shit-tonne of leftovers
1:46 PM Nov 26th
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Today, I'm thankful for my wonderful friends who are there for me even when I don't want them to be and the great Twitter friends I've made.
1:17 PM Nov 26th
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@ I'll certainly second that. Who knew out of a random Tweetup we'd get such a great friendship. Thank you, sir. For everything
12:52 PM Nov 26th
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- Name JD
- Location Dallas, TX
- Web http://www.jdyate...
- Bio Sometimes Blogger. Wannabe-Web Developer. Pseudo-Graphic Designer. Almost-Restaurateur. Marketing guy. Mild Social Network Whore and sporadic Twitter-er... ish
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