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  1. @imperfectsunset Stuffed animals don't die, Billy... just sew him back up.
  2. @artemisrex Day = MADE. <3 you more than you know. Now, when you comin' to visit? We needs dates for the annual conclave of the #Twitterati.
  3. Downside of being bored out of my skull: Can't. Stop. Eating. #Thanksgiving #Leftover #LardAss
  4. @morningwhiskey @wally0726 Thanks for the #FollowFriday love, guys!
  5. @imperfectsunset Lesson 1: Smooth Recoveries: How to avoid eating ice. http://vimeo.com/5403488 ... wow, I rock at teaching. Multimedia, FTW
  6. @imperfectsunset I was just telling a friend last night that I can't wait to go ice skating! I'll teach you!
  7. It's not my fault every 24 yr old on earth has a daddy complex and thinks my name's exotic! -Grayson. Hope I'm saying/looking like that @ 40
  8. The only thing that didn't make it into my Thanksgiving Care Package was the gravy. Where does 1 find fatty food items delivered by hotties?
  9. @wally0726 Thanks for the FF, love! You rock. ;-)
  10. Avoiding Black Friday like the (black) plague. Just set up about a dozen Showtime/HBO movies to DVR. Leftovers + Free preview weekend, FTW.
  11. #FollowFriday #UnusualSuspects Edition @loupulice @mattdanna @legolas451 @boyinsuit @andymesa @connorstanton @bchase718 @blinnpdx @cdhud123
  12. @loupulice Best. Cousin. Ever.
  13. Colt and Shipley have basically played this entire game by themselves. Romo, take note: QBs that aren't scared shitless of running, FTMFW!!!
  14. RT @jennydmiz: Heisman. #hookem // #Natch
  15. The only true use for such a tool, PRON!: http://googlegooglegooglego... http://twitpic.com/r3gsl #VariationsOnATheme
  16. @lessthanthreeme Seriously! What's the point? The majority of you don't even like each other! And it's a giant clusterfuck. Why are we here?
  17. @lessthanthreeme Have u missed my every tweet for the last 72 hours? LOL I hate them. I've been practically manic over wanting to skip today
  18. Best things about this holiday: Family pretending that we all get along for a few hours and going home with a metric shit-tonne of leftovers
  19. Today, I'm thankful for my wonderful friends who are there for me even when I don't want them to be and the great Twitter friends I've made.
  20. @darthnowitzki I'll certainly second that. Who knew out of a random Tweetup we'd get such a great friendship. Thank you, sir. For everything