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  1. Where have all these people who annoy you on the bus come from? And why aren't being rounded up as we speak? 11:12 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  2. Fat woman in front of you at coffee kiosk queue = she won't leave until she's ordered half of the merchandise on display and paid for it. 1:31 AM Nov 18th from Tweets60
  3. I pay xxx pounds a month to sit on a train smelling pee. 7:26 AM Nov 14th from Tweets60
  4. No way i'm buying a car here. Everyone seems to be driving on the wrong fucking side of the road. 5:27 AM Nov 11th from Tweets60
  5. I have had it with these same motherfucking faces on this motherfucking train. 11:02 AM Nov 7th from web
  6. Multiple signal failures in London Bridge station. Nothing short of seeing a meteor crashed on the station will make me feel sorry for them. 2:06 AM Nov 4th from mobile web
  7. Gotthard are good but they should play more of their old shit. Let's see, we're still halfway through the gig. 1:37 PM Nov 3rd from Tweets60
  8. Same thing every time... Why won't I skip the support bands. 11:32 AM Nov 3rd from mobile web
  9. "Please move down the platform while the train isn't coming. Oh, and I don't want to see anyone taking their sweet time while doing it" 1:17 PM Oct 27th from Tweets60
  10. If it weren't for the recession, would there be a queue from the Tower Bridge to London Bridge Tube waiting to take the Northern Line? 12:46 AM Oct 27th from Tweets60
  11. The tube station is flooding with people. Bet those who were designing the Tube 100 years ago didn't see this coming. 12:41 AM Oct 27th from mobile web
  12. Advert at the local GP practice: how to wash your hands. 11:32 PM Oct 26th from Tweets60
  13. While they are at it why don't the close every remaining tube line and DLR and BR for the day and claim "necessary engineering work" 6:56 AM Oct 25th from Tweets60
  14. Release date for my new software: when it's finished. 3:14 PM Oct 22nd from web
  15. We need mutex for shopping. lock(whole shop){queue and pay}. A thread for me and a thread for everyone else. My thread will have a higher pr 1:53 PM Oct 20th from web
  16. London buses have a serious need for replacement of their suspension. They all act like they've fallen into the same sinkhole. 12:18 PM Oct 19th from Tweets60
  17. Have intercourse with that fecal matter, as it were! 12:15 PM Oct 19th from Tweets60
  18. Why is everything always against me on the train! There is always one loud company on any carrier I get on on the weekends. 5:54 AM Oct 11th from Tweets60
  19. I need a spatial calendar. To remind me of a to-do when I enter the area where I can do it. 11:17 AM Oct 6th from Tweets60
  20. Back to the daily grind. Oh well... 12:17 AM Oct 5th from Tweets60
  • Name J D Rennison
  • Location London
  • Web http://thegrumble...
  • Bio Spotting the preposterous every hour of every day since 2009
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