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jdlayman

  1. In case you were wondering, the devil has no power over quicksand. Thanks for the info... #laycation2012 twitter.com/jdlayman/statu… about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. "Anyway, if you would start Harry Potter (on audiobook) you wouldn't have to listen to my obnoxious talking." Dad #laycation2012 about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. @jjwyse I don't like them either. What a game by Rondo though! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jjwyse
  4. @jjwyse this game is insane. If I were a Celtics fan I would hate all these refs though. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jjwyse
  5. @jjwyse agreed! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jjwyse
  6. I'm not a foodie, but I just had asparagus soup with crab meat and bread crumbs and I am in LOVE. #laycation2012 #tapas 3:16 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  7. It wouldn't be #laycation2012 if I didn't order something from Amazon Prime to get delivered on the trip. #sunglasses 2:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  8. @saycleverthings I wish I could teleport you all here! We have 3 porches for variety in view and sun exposure. Just need my Volker friends. 7:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to saycleverthings
  9. @cchadclement I actually ended up with a bunch of brambles in my feet. My ancestors must have had tougher feet... 5:07 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad in reply to cchadclement
  10. So glad we live in an age where technology allows us to do things as stupid as chasing a deer through thorns with an iPad. #laycation2012 4:57 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
  11. Dear North Carolina, I regret to inform you that your bbq is not even close to Kansas City's. Not a fan of vinegar. #laycation2012 3:54 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  12. @craigshortbus there are better things to do than tweet once you're actually on the beach. Lucky for you, I'm at WalMart now. #laycation2012 3:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to craigshortbus
  13. @cchadclement haha I can see how that might be a younger crowd. I almost made the whole van listen earlier. Waiting for more sunshine. 6:17 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to cchadclement
  14. @jdjanis @pichardo_ you'll have to wait until tomorrow... Google Analytics always makes you wait a day. :\ 5:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to jdjanis
  15. @jdjanis @craigshortbus more in reference to beer with friends... Craig knows my opinion of his latest beer choices. 3:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to jdjanis
  16. @craigshortbus jealous. Also hopeful Sporting actually scores while you're there. 3:23 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to craigshortbus
  17. @craigshortbus I wasn't even frustrated. People just project things on me! #victim #laycation2012 12:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to craigshortbus
  18. @BriNicoleRiley @AmandaLayman I wish you could experience this in person. Some moments aren't even tweetable. #loveit #laycation2012 11:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to BriNicoleRiley
  19. "If he had had a soft pretzel to snack on, he wouldn't have gotten angry." My family's strategy for my happiness #laycation2012 9:48 AM May 27th via Twitter for Android