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  1. @GourmetLawyer True. Shhhh.
  2. @littlefluffycat @colebitting That's my workout philosophy... Excercise so I can eat. Much rather workout than diet.
  3. @GourmetLawyer I told husband today next time I'm sick, I'll just stay home and read @powerofno tweets all day. #betterthandaytimetv
  4. All right, buckling down. (Don't) try to stop me.
  5. @colebitting Not sure how I feel about the part of me that wants to click the link because of "four-time felon."
  6. @littlefluffycat Good to know. I'm a little fascinated by the science of dessert resistance.
  7. @littlefluffycat Aww! Thanks. Looks cuter with your name, tho. I just put peanut butter on my waffle. Gotta go check that balance.
  8. I like how this tweet looks in my stream. RT @LeviMontgomery @littlefluffycat :)
  9. @megbrothers Your 4-degree temperature is also putting my 37-degree temperature into perspective. (Thank you!)
  10. @JohnPruitt We have been warned.
  11. Just read this; it's beautiful, from @bsain. It's Always The Mother's Fault http://bit.ly/4PD0d8
  12. @manitisle You should do it. I love my yoga. Space heaters, baby!
  13. Cold yoga. Winter is so not conducive to bendy.
  14. @GourmetLawyer Muse goes on your medicinal tendencies list.
  15. @GeorgeAngus Hat cuteness is contagious! I'd be really mad if I wasn't sure your ho ho ho is worth the wait.
  16. @GourmetLawyer You're right. I read it "j" distraction. I feel much better now.
  17. @threepibbles One is legal? ;-)
  18. @GourmetLawyer It's perfect except... Avoids distractions??? Hey!
  19. @littlefluffycat I can't eat today until I get my grams in order. ;-)
  20. @JordanDrew Thank you! Good morning!