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  1. Belton, Missouri has to be the home of girls ridin' bitch in all the pick-up trucks and lovin' every damn minute of it. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. The Laziest Winter Fisherman in Missouri http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 9 hours ago from web
  3. The best Afghan war strategy would be for Obama to get a bad ass scientist to take us back in time to reverse a bad Bush decision. 5:06 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  4. Old Chef Mike's nose was so massive last night that his honker got a phone call, as well. 10:24 AM Nov 20th from web
  5. Talkin' to a chef at an art auction last night & mentioned I live in Belton, MO. He said, 'Shit man, you in the witness protection program?' 5:35 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. Just wadded up the middle of the road and flung it to the far left hitting the dodo bird on the right wing .. 6:44 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. I'm rather certain that Andy Milonakis kicked my shadow in the middle of the night as I was ambling from the bathroom to my bed. 10:01 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. Bet if pigs ran a human farm they would torture us by blasting the new Sarah Palin book over the pink loud speakers. 10:00 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. Twitter may finally be the reason aliens stop by and figure what the hell we are all talking about ... 5:59 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  10. The erratic plunge of geese above move ahead as though they know where Jesus hid the car keys. 5:58 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  11. Watching Nixon speak to Frost is like suffering through every bad boss I had to endure. 8:21 PM Nov 16th from web
  12. My brain monster just ate the last of my daily cliches .. 6:32 PM Nov 16th from web
  13. Everything will prepare you for the grueling road to simplicity. 6:32 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. Got a gift for those agitated by President Obama for no validated reason .. one page ripped from Sarah Palin's book to soak up the tears. 1:32 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. New term for those wanna be Kevin Federline kids out there: 'cream filled ding dawgs.' 1:31 PM Nov 16th from web
  16. If they made another Napoleon Dynamite, would everyone still vote for Pedro? 9:50 AM Nov 16th from web
  17. I'd like to officially make today the birthday of the big bang (since no empirical evidence exists). Happy Birthday damn old universe! 9:45 AM Nov 16th from web
  18. My second to last thought when checking online news .. "What the hell is Fox News bitchin' about today?" Last thought .. 'HOLY SHIT!" 6:11 AM Nov 16th from web
  19. Bet that CNN'in Rick Sanchez character grinds his teeth an awful lot and is a lousy tipper .. 12:37 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. Gotta wonder if Nancy Grace is going to recommend that the Balloon Boy parents get a sentence of a lethal injection of helium. 12:01 PM Nov 13th from web