jdillforever
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I bet the guy that invented gravy is getting so laid right now.
about 16 hours ago
from Echofon
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3 of a kind beats 2 pair in poker, but not in breasts.
11:53 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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Fact: the Future is Jetpacks.
6:11 PM Nov 20th
from web
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Went to the dentist, he said "YOU DON'T NEED NO ROOT CANAL HOMIE! YOU NEED A NEW DJ!"
10:47 AM Nov 16th
from Echofon
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Bro's Behind the Wheel: At a four way stop, "Bro's Before Ho's" still applies.
7:50 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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Good word to say a lot on a first date is "Trustworthy."
7:43 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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A Bro never admits he can't drive a stick. Even after an accident.
7:42 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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8 in the front, 4 in the back applies to much more than sweet truck lifts.
7:41 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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if a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as as his knee when fully grown
7:40 PM Nov 15th
from Echofon
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Just decided that if I want to seem younger, I need to start ending more sentences with the word "holla." Holla!
5:58 PM Nov 12th
from Echofon
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When I die I hope they bury me in an ice cream truck; then I hope they sell ice cream from that truck and not tell anybody I'm in it.
9:13 PM Nov 5th
from Echofon
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Last minute Halloween costume idea: cut out a ton of porno pictures and tape them all over. Go as Craigslist 'Casual Encounters'.
2:27 PM Oct 30th
from Echofon
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Fuck a party in the usa Miley Cyrus needs to come to the party in my pants!
9:12 PM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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"couldn't find anything?"she turned andlooked inmy general direction, shook herhead and walkedaway. Notthebest question to ask a blind lady.
12:48 PM Oct 25th
from Echofon
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This lady came into my work yesterday, walked in the entance and immediately went for the exit... Before she made it out I asked,
12:46 PM Oct 25th
from Echofon
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@ make an episode where everyone starts worshiping Dwight and he slowly meticulously takes over the company... Then wakes up.
8:40 PM Oct 22nd
from Echofon
in reply to mindykaling
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How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges?
8:26 PM Oct 21st
from Echofon
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I saw these ads for "The Perfect Push-Up" but, if you ask me, the perfect push-up is a Flintstones Push-Up.
2:54 PM Oct 21st
from Echofon
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UFC move I'd like to see used more: the Purple Nurple.
12:20 AM Oct 20th
from Echofon
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Good memories are like farts, let them happen naturally. Try to force them and you'll often end up with shit.
11:10 AM Oct 19th
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- Name Johnny Dillon
- Location San Diego, CA
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio Dinosaurs, Jedi's, Warlocks and Wizards, These are a few of my favorite things.
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