jdg5132
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Whoa. Not to be racist, but I just flipped through channels & saw an Indian dude on Modern Family & legit thought it was me for .2 secs.
about 20 hours ago
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Just posted a photo
8:14 AM May 29th
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If books were songs, The Sun Also Rises would be on repeat every day.
7:36 AM May 29th
via Twitter for iPad
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I know that you're smilin' baby, I don't even need to see your face.
9:11 PM May 26th
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As one dentist said, " I wish I had downloaded
7:48 PM May 26th
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@ BOOM!! that's actually hilarious.....hilarious.
4:15 PM May 24th
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in reply to edgarwright
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I'd tweet pictures of my meals, but every day it'd just be the same big block of Sam's Club cheese and an eatin' screwdriver.
7:03 AM May 23rd
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“@: Set list from tonight. ” why was I not there?!?! Perfect set list!
9:01 PM May 20th
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Set list from tonight.
8:17 PM May 20th
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Timing is everything.
9:44 PM May 19th
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@ in New York, there are more than just 4 lines. It's pretty cool, I guess.
8:27 AM May 17th
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in reply to bbuck41
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Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
12:56 PM May 10th
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Listening to DragonForce at work makes closing far more epic than it already is.
7:44 PM May 10th
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Wife: "You should grow a beard." Me: "They make me look unkempt" Wife: "!" Me: "Fine" Well, I told her so.
11:13 AM May 10th
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@ working at citibabes now?
7:23 AM May 10th
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in reply to Pan_Anne
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"I'll be in bodegas; I don't go to whole foods." - @ speaks many truths.
10:48 PM May 9th
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Charge that shit to MasterCard; already owe Visa.
9:37 PM May 9th
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@ @ It's already legal in NY, just waiting until after he graduates.
12:36 PM May 9th
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in reply to LisaClose
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Keep calm and stop making different versions of that "keep calm" poster.
3:44 PM May 7th
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I AM THE WORST AT REPLYING TO EMAILS, TEXT AND ANSWERING THE PHONE. I AM SORRY
9:24 AM May 9th
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