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  1. "Play it, Sam. Play 'My Humps.' #1stdraftmovielines
  2. "I... drink... your... half-caff venti soy latte! Sluurrrp! I drink it up! #1stdraftmovielines
  3. "Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown." #1stdraftmovielines
  4. "Keep your BFFs close, but your frenemies closer." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. @daveweigel Obama ogling a woman??? Perhaps Larry Sinclair really was lying...
  6. Steve McNair's girlfriend bought gun two days before murder. Waiting periods stop passion murders, NRA. Douchebags. http://tr.im/rc6m
  7. Blasting Blur's "13" louder than anything I've listened to in a long time.
  8. I think if Jesus were alive, he would create a country that embodies some kind of combination of roman candles, hot dogs, and Neil Diamond.
  9. @iHubby Strange I would misspell "beer" after shotgunning one. I should do another.
  10. Holy shit! After I shotgunned that bear, a massive NASCAR wreck. Amazed Kyle Busch is okay. Classy NASCAR fans cheer Busch's carnage.
  11. Watching NASCAR while shotgunning a bear. THESE COLORS DON'T RUN.
  12. @iHubby I can't stand Palin and I admit it. She displays a strange comfort for ignorance and a disdain for intellect that I find dangerous.
  13. Just saw Palin's resignation speech. She made Mark Sanford look like Abraham Lincoln.
  14. Perhaps Palin is very sane. She's wasting time in Alaska when she could make millions being a conservative, more batshit version of Oprah.
  15. BREAKING: Palin resigns after confirmation that Alex Rodriguez has knocked up daughter Willow. Developing...
  16. @rockrupert I am overjoyed for Torres but Owen is different.. the Argentina goal.. the treble.. his strike rate.. and a Scouser... to Man U?
  17. Shocked and dismayed my former Liverpool FC hero Michael Owen has joined the hated Manchester United.
  18. I think there is a major generational fault line between those who have and have not purchased a product from Axe.
  19. There is a dumb but genuine sincerity to Mark Sanford that is actually kind of refreshing, at least amongst the ample crop of cheating pols.
  20. Flipped it to Hardball to get some politics instead of the Michael Jackson video. NO DICE.