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jdford

  1. The sound that captures the tone I'm shooting for is "pachunk." I explain: bit.ly/KA8lnq
  2. Guys, is it "shit head," "shit-head" or "shithead?" Asking for a friend.
  3. Pachunk. bit.ly/KA8lnq
  4. Hey, Disaster Recovery Vendor, if you want me to take you seriously don't confuse "lose" and "loose" in the subject line of your email.
  5. I'd still try to crumple these maps the exact same way they were crumpled when they arrived: bit.ly/JAoZnx
  6. Everyone should see this. Jenny McCarthy needs to go away: bit.ly/JulAlx
  7. Scarier than any horror movie villain: plastic surgery addicts. Someone better be working on this screenplay.
  8. I take about 99% of my notes on a digital device of some type, but shopping for a new pen is still one of my favorite things.
  9. @BevBailey_ Me too. Also, you should put that in your act.
  10. It's time for Emily to grow up. My review of last night's episode of The Bachelorette: bit.ly/L1pGTJ
  11. I give me best guess of Emily's real age in this week's review of The Bachelorette: bit.ly/L1pGTJ
  12. On the days when I want to remind myself that I'm not quite the college football fan I often think I am, I go to EDSBS.
  13. The Bachelorette didn't take the day off and neither did I. My review: bit.ly/L1pGTJ
  14. C'mon people. Let's get a grip on apostrophes. You're embarrassing yourselves.
  15. So Citi points allow you to time travel?
  16. There aren't enough tweets to express my frustration with the #Pacers right now.
  17. Throw the damn ball to Roy Hibbert. #Pacers
  18. @SeanOfKelley No you don't.