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  1. Wishing i was at #rubyconf instead of working the overnight shift. 3:13 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  2. Woke up with the Flea Market Montgomery song in my head. #signsofimpendingmentalillness 11:33 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  3. "Your pants don't fit. You are getting too big. It's good, you are finally becoming man-sized." 11:23 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  4. I'm not cutting my hair or trimming my beard until i effect a career change. Something tells me this plan is self-limiting. 12:53 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  5. Just fixed the Xbox by picking it up about 5 inches and dropping it. 5:32 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  6. Stuck at home with no food. Who wants to get drinks and eats tonight? #fb 6:11 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  7. Can i please stop hearing about which celebrity has the flu? 6:03 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  8. 6am cab ride to work. Printer broken. Now i'm here and stores don't open until 11am. Never buying another Okidata product ever. 4:12 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  9. /etc/crontab + /usr/bin/say + text file full of creepy phrases + computer next to roommate's bedroom door = amazing prank waiting to happen 2:28 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  10. Recommend me a good book for learning Photoshop? 12:12 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  11. Waiting for the bus, listening to Dinosaur Jr. and watching a man walk his two goats down Haywood Rd. #asheville 4:31 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  12. Day 2 in Europe. Haven't seen Jason Bourne yet, but I'm pretty sure he's around here somewhere. #fb 12:52 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
  13. Heard kid on the bus ask, "Mom, when will I have puberty?" 6:54 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  14. I'm probably not gonna be able to learn Danish and Swedish in 24 hours, right? 7:57 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  15. Had a dream that a 70 year old southern man with a cowboy hat was trying to sell me on the advantages of using Heroku. 1:42 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  16. A pop-up advertisement in a lightbox is still a f*cking pop-up advertisement! 12:37 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  17. My ride fell through. Anyone going to Charlotte on Thursday? I need to be at the airport by 1pm. #fb 11:32 AM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  18. How long can i keep myself entertained with YouTube videos (ab)using the vokoder? http://bit.ly/15Istu 4:12 PM Oct 16th from Tweetie
  19. Anybody gonna be in København next Thursday? Let's meet up. #fb 1:01 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  20. so excited, and i just can't hide it 11:09 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie