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  1. Late night airport run. Fun driving at 3am. Not easy stopping at red lights.
  2. Why do lots of people use "to shoot" as the metaphorical verb for sending emails?
  3. Lil girl at the table to my left chews her sandwich, looks down at it, looks up, and asks: "Hey, Dad, is ham a fish?"
  4. Possible that the musical Jack Black as we know him would not exist without Martin Sexton's influence?
  5. "Buses look like caterpillars."
  6. Doesn't having stoplights in a traffic circle kinda defeat the whole efficiency of movement thing?
  7. "If you want to get someone to do something, ask them in their right ear, say scientists."
  8. Metaphorical sarcasm from the 1930s (?): "independent as a hog on ice."
  9. "Where was Bernanke when Greenspan was pumping air into his housing bubble? In the snakepit, up to his neck." Metaphors. Wow.
  10. are dogs born knowing how to howl, or must they learn? 4 yr old rollie started howling about a month ago. never before n no obvious teacher.
  11. @beijingdave One of the great beauties of living in China for a while n then goin home is that you realize that everywhere is equally weird.
  12. "What does she mean 'gotten on the stick?' She's obviously a witch."
  13. "He's one of those raw meat players." - Chris Wheeler, Phillies TV/radio announcer, on Kevin Youkilis
  14. Just saw a huge white SUV w tinted windows. On the door, in intimidatingly official-looking writing it said: Conservation Officer. Hmmm...
  15. Just experienced my first "send yourself an email" feature. On Facebook. I like it. Might have to build it into some user stories future.
  16. @del_editor tell me about the contest (or where I can read about it). be happy to pass the info to my relevant wilm-philly area people.
  17. I love it when the first words out of someone's mouth after they hang up the phone are: "I love that guy."
  18. Weird to see Ted Danson as a spokesman-advocate for sustainable fishing. And also exciting. Unexpected spokespeople-advocates help, right?
  19. "I think, right now, if we weren't asleep, I would want a really thin waffle."
  20. "They. Love. Marshmallows. It turns out." - @laurenwhaley, on alligators