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  1. @ItsElectric And now the zombies attack, right? about 4 hours ago from web in reply to ItsElectric
  2. All of today, I've had this feeling like I want to fall backwards into a volcano. about 5 hours ago from web
  3. @kellyoxford At what point do we consider him fully deceased? Before or after parts of his face start to fall right off? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to kellyoxford
  4. @phredgreen Keep nothing! One day it'll all be gone anyway, and there'll be no trace that mankind ever existed. Everything disintegrates. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to phredgreen
  5. RT @kellyoxford If one of you knows Avril Lavigne, can you tell her that she is no longer 16 & poor. We know it, she should too. (Please RT) about 8 hours ago from web
  6. @curtisgwinn Get some Levi's red-tab boot cut, relaxed fit. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to curtisgwinn
  7. JESUS CHRIST, did EVERYBODY forget to bring their bongs? this is the WORST MOTHER'S DAY about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  8. If you DON'T smell like someone puked old eggs into a bong and then used the bong to smoke a homeless person's clothing #youmightbealiberal about 14 hours ago from web
  9. Someone remind me to get a fucking P.O. Box for all my bank statements so that I never have to change my address for it again. *sigh* about 14 hours ago from web
  10. Holy crap, found some of the bendies from an American supplier. Bought 15 dozen of them. (They were super-cheap.) about 17 hours ago from web
  11. If you don't think that rape is okay as long as the woman keeps the baby #youmightbealiberal 11:29 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. If you think it's a bad thing to allow oil companies to develop technologies to turn live orphans into fuel #youmightbealiberal 11:26 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. If you think that it's perfectly within a gay person's rights to want to keep their teeth #youmightbealiberal 11:20 PM Nov 14th from web
  14. If you AREN'T using corporate welfare money to breed a species of bears that rape and eat poor people and fart CO2 #youmightbealiberal 11:14 PM Nov 14th from web
  15. If you don't walk around an art museum angrily sporting a huge hardon over all the OBVIOUS PORNOGRAPHY on the walls, #youmightbealiberal 11:10 PM Nov 14th from web
  16. If you aren't completely morally outraged by the existence of vaginas #youmightbealiberal 11:09 PM Nov 14th from web
  17. @dropkickpikachu Ugh, yeah. ISN'T MY DORKY PUPPET ACT HILARIOUS AND TOPICAL? *uses same puppets as masturbation aids* 11:07 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to dropkickpikachu
  18. If you think an adult weeping on what claims to be a news show is childish and moronic instead of brilliant journalism #youmightbealiberal 11:03 PM Nov 14th from web
  19. If your concept of sex doesn't involve weeping and apologizing to God for an hour afterward, #youmightbealiberal 11:01 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. @dropkickpikachu Though, from the look of it, there are a lot of people turning it around. So I don't know. 10:59 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to dropkickpikachu