jdcrowley
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@ And now the zombies attack, right?
about 4 hours ago
from web
in reply to ItsElectric
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All of today, I've had this feeling like I want to fall backwards into a volcano.
about 5 hours ago
from web
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@ At what point do we consider him fully deceased? Before or after parts of his face start to fall right off?
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to kellyoxford
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@ Keep nothing! One day it'll all be gone anyway, and there'll be no trace that mankind ever existed. Everything disintegrates.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to phredgreen
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RT @ If one of you knows Avril Lavigne, can you tell her that she is no longer 16 & poor. We know it, she should too. (Please RT)
about 8 hours ago
from web
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@ Get some Levi's red-tab boot cut, relaxed fit.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to curtisgwinn
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JESUS CHRIST, did EVERYBODY forget to bring their bongs? this is the WORST MOTHER'S DAY
about 12 hours ago
from Twitterrific
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If you DON'T smell like someone puked old eggs into a bong and then used the bong to smoke a homeless person's clothing
about 14 hours ago
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Someone remind me to get a fucking P.O. Box for all my bank statements so that I never have to change my address for it again. *sigh*
about 14 hours ago
from web
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Holy crap, found some of the bendies from an American supplier. Bought 15 dozen of them. (They were super-cheap.)
about 17 hours ago
from web
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If you don't think that rape is okay as long as the woman keeps the baby
11:29 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If you think it's a bad thing to allow oil companies to develop technologies to turn live orphans into fuel
11:26 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If you think that it's perfectly within a gay person's rights to want to keep their teeth
11:20 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If you AREN'T using corporate welfare money to breed a species of bears that rape and eat poor people and fart CO2
11:14 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If you don't walk around an art museum angrily sporting a huge hardon over all the OBVIOUS PORNOGRAPHY on the walls,
11:10 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If you aren't completely morally outraged by the existence of vaginas
11:09 PM Nov 14th
from web
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@ Ugh, yeah. ISN'T MY DORKY PUPPET ACT HILARIOUS AND TOPICAL? *uses same puppets as masturbation aids*
11:07 PM Nov 14th
from web
in reply to dropkickpikachu
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If you think an adult weeping on what claims to be a news show is childish and moronic instead of brilliant journalism
11:03 PM Nov 14th
from web
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If your concept of sex doesn't involve weeping and apologizing to God for an hour afterward,
11:01 PM Nov 14th
from web
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@ Though, from the look of it, there are a lot of people turning it around. So I don't know.
10:59 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to dropkickpikachu
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