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  1. That's me finished wrapping empty boxes full of my love. To the pub I say!
  2. When you think about it, shopping is as mad as cheese.
  3. A spot of relaxing shopping methinks...
  4. Brrr. Time to dig out my hip flask. Snow is no match for a nip.
  5. Brass monkeys.
  6. ...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
  7. This whole act's immutably decreed. 'Twas rehearsed by thee and me a billion years before this ocean rolled. Fool! I am Fates' lieutenant.
  8. Ex Cathedra http://flic.kr/p/7mBxDz
  9. Yea, foolish mortals, Noah's flood is not yet subsided; two thirds of the fair world it yet covers.
  10. Reading Moby Dick again. Some of the best lines ever written by someone not called Shakespeare.
  11. @lizibella I'm going too. Might see you there.
  12. Paradiddle-diddle? Pataflafla? Ratamacue?? Back to the plank for me...
  13. I've picked the worst time of year to start a health kick. Guinness is good for you right?
  14. Get thee behind me Murdoch.
  15. Did I miss The Rapture? The streets are littered with brollys, hats and scarves.
  16. Drookit.
  17. Trying out Brizzly. Whenever I look at the logo I think of Leigh Francis.
  18. At The Clachan in front of a toasty wood fire.
  19. Hoping the weather holds for a wee run to Drymen.
  20. Getting ready to blow stuff up.