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  1. @snarkysara you'd think they could cover it in plastic..
  2. Ahh, family squabbling in the kitchen.
  3. @rediscover_me haha nice
  4. @rediscover_me Just explain to them how much better leftover turkey sandwiches taste while baked. Also, PIE.
  5. Why are all of our biggest holidays scheduled during the absolute worst imaginable travel weather seasons?
  6. RT @wilw: @warrenellis Chloroform tastes like secrets and fun. Just get in the fucking van and quit crying.
  7. @kgasso haha
  8. Sweet, the 4 day weekend commences an hour early. Woot! *gets his shit and prepares to get gone*
  9. @wrecklessgirl Impossible. Supernovas don't die. They are reborn.
  10. Oh boy. conserva-tard is shouting about technology again.
  11. @rediscover_me That must be incredibly liberating. I'd try it but my roommate is a dude. Do not want.
  12. @rediscover_me Woah, is it No Pants Wednesday already? Nobody told me! :D
  13. Fucking internet is slower than our last president, packets as confused as him looking at an environmental report.
  14. bored BORED.
  15. Looking at things I can't afford on guitarcenter's website. Stupid money not growing on trees like I want it to.
  16. @snarkysara Yeah I get tons of spammers following me but I just ignore them.
  17. I'm curious. Lots of complaints about spammers on twitter lately. I don't see them. I mean they follow me but I check and don't follow back.
  18. Running from one falling star to another 'till I drop.
  19. @kgasso haha
  20. Just overheard an idiot at work who's talking like a smartphone expert call his display "480 by 800 Megapixels." heh.