jcreter
- Must stop staring at this pop starlet's empty gaze. Each photo is like "I vacuumed out my soul in exchange for this array of kicky outfits"8:41 PM Jul 16th from web
- Evidence the world is broken: the "Auto -Tune the News" crew doesn't have a regular Daily Show segment.10:08 AM Jul 12th from web
- "Risky Business" sliding on polished concrete to happy hipster music.9:32 AM Jul 11th from web
- You all who say I shouldn't setup a market to swap California IOUs for Euros, Warcraft gold and CA IOU-backed derivatives are just no fun.7:59 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Two major consumer electronics companies are conspiring to deny me a new gadget. I hate technology.8:12 PM Jun 30th from txt
- Oh great - I actually know the insipid crap dribbling out of the overhead speakers in this cheaply lit store of sadness.10:32 PM Jun 29th from txt
- About to give up on self-censoring my screams of "Your stupidity - oh, it burns me so"6:39 PM Jun 29th from web
- Anyone want the under/over on when pro athletes start "accidentally breaking" limbs to get enhanced bionic replacement parts w/o sanction?9:03 AM Jun 29th from txt
- Until ceaseless sonic wallpaper of tribute mixes stops, I refuse to be in public shopping spaces. It's worse than Xmas music.2:42 PM Jun 28th from txt
- We have some amazingly unphotogenic Congresspeople.8:25 PM Jun 18th from web
- It's only after the second cup that drinking coffee out of a gravy boat has started to phase me.8:54 AM Jun 17th from web
- Putting considerable effort into trying to like a band that I'm only supposed to like because people like me like them.9:22 AM Jun 11th from web
- Watching an Australian movie featuring an extended shouting match in Italian between the main character and the portrait of the Pope. B+11:17 PM Jun 7th from web
- OH: "It's just that there are sooo many people in India." "And you're saying they can't fit one more?" "YES! Finally, someone who gets me!"9:13 PM Jun 2nd from txt
- OH: "Everybody loves Jersey Girls"1:49 PM Jun 2nd from web
- A total stranger kust compliment my "mad salad-making skills." On oh so many levels I wish I was joking.10:42 PM Jun 1st from web
- Anyone I know at Passion Pit at the Echoplex?10:49 PM May 29th from txt
- Help I am trapped in Hollywood by throngs of meandering sign-wavers, a Byzantine barricade system and the world's mellowest cops.9:57 PM May 26th from txt
- Yeah, CA might be the land of the liberals but there's a reason why all our "angry protests" end up as "massive street parties"8:49 PM May 26th from txt
- My song library has 3 matches for "Casio" and 14 for "neon." Too much or not enough? (real world hipster dilemma)1:31 PM May 24th from txt
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- Name Josh Creter
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Bio not one of the chosen, contrary to popular belief
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