jcreter
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Spotted: 2 retirees, rollerblading, discussing getting an Xbox to supplant their "Intendo."
Is your town like this?
about 18 hours ago
from Twittelator
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Bon chance, fearless leader! Fingers crossed you come back with a prize.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Trying to figure out what happened in the world this weekend so I can pretend to have paid attention.
8:18 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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And again, my mom proves her awesomeness.
5:54 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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And just like that, I now know way too much about an entire product category.
4:08 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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Politics aside, can we agree the term "Blue Dogs" has a pretty lame etymology given it's based on an obscure series of insults?
9:51 AM Nov 22nd
from web
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The TV told me to go to the paint store and spend $50+afternoon to repaint my living room for the holidays. Seriously.
5:55 PM Nov 21st
from Twittelator
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I want a thing.
Web = direct from Poland.
US stores = ehh from SE Asia.
20 min weighing CO2 emissions = why I'm not so good at Xmas gifts.
2:35 PM Nov 21st
from web
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Burbank shops has decided to generate some holiday traffic with balloons and burnt popcorn.
During Friday rush hour.
Good for them.
7:02 PM Nov 20th
from Twittelator
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You say "hopelessly stuck in the 80s" like it's a bad thing.
7:28 PM Nov 19th
from web
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Is "Basketball IQ" really a thing?
I get playing sports. I can even get watching. But making up terms to fill drive-time hours... no.
6:52 PM Nov 19th
from Twittelator
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And then, randomly, someone does you a solid because recognize you.
+1 for being highly memorable?
6:59 PM Nov 18th
from Twittelator
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The lyric "But it takes some magic / just to believe" is looping in my head like a highly danceable Zen koan.
6:48 PM Nov 18th
from Twittelator
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Being "Sexiest Chef in America" does nothing to inspire me about your cooking abilities. It's like being the "Tallest Derivatives Trader."
9:52 PM Nov 17th
from web
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Actually reading a paper instruction booklet for a new gizmo. Fortunately, the device's styling is straight out of 1987 so it's OK.
7:28 PM Nov 13th
from web
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While I should be horrified by the implied environmental destruction, "tree fellers" sounds like "tree fellas" and that makes me laugh.
7:23 PM Nov 13th
from web
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@ See re. torrents. Be cool, expand franchise (t-shirts, appearances, ride) and don't fixate on ticket sales.
4:01 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to RhettReese
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The package was intent on me destroying it.
9:12 AM Nov 11th
from Twittelator
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Totally feeling like mission command today. Wondering if they ever just go out and chill with their crafts pre-launch.
8:43 AM Nov 9th
from web
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I was hoping "G.I. Joe: TROC" would be overdone-yet-nostalgic fun but it was more jumbled than a "Transformers" fight scene.
8:10 AM Nov 9th
from web
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- Name Josh Creter
- Location Burbank, CA 91505
- Bio not one of the chosen, contrary to popular belief
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