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  1. On this day a child was born to save mankind. A gift for you from Father above
  2. am sick of Jingle Bell Rock and Frosty the F**** Snowman. Give me real Christmas music!
  3. #threewordsforyou Jesus loves you
  4. #threewordsforyou poor white trash
  5. is wondering why the gardeners at Riverpark were using their blowers 2day when the wind was blowing 20 mph.
  6. @ashleyyyyyxo wore my scarf all week, many compliments.
  7. @ashleyyyyyxo you should have come by 2day. I was giving away simpe squamous and dense connective tissue, aka chordea tendinea, cars too
  8. "No one can resist my Shweddy Balls" best SNL line ever. " I like the way they glisten." "I can't help notice your balls are misshapen."
  9. #thoushallnot pay with the credit card at the drive thru
  10. new rule: if you have to order more than 2 coffees at SB's, walk you Fat A** inside. Drive thru is like the express line, and cash only pls.
  11. Wet and FOGGY commute this morning on the bike, visibility <500'. Glad to reach the chip and seal of Kings Co. for traction.
  12. #ifsantawasblack Schroeder be playing Lets Stay Together in the Charlie Brown Christmas Special
  13. love #ufc fight night. Watching UFC Unleashed all day! Garcia 2night
  14. #IfSantaWasBlack LAPD would have beat him down for being in the wrong neighborhood
  15. Bend the humerus to a 90 angle -- student response describing flexation of arm. Didn't know the bone would bend like that.
  16. Married Alive-Fresno, the Paris of the west. Roger Rocka's Music Hall
  17. @ashleyyyyyxo okay, maybe 11 fetal pigs and their daddy. go longhorns
  18. @ashleyyyyyxo how bout them Gators? Even 11 fetal pigs could have beat them today- hah
  19. Savemart center needs to invest in air scrubers to clear the fog #fresno
  20. @SaveMart Center for TransSiberian Orchestra. Bday present #Fresno