jchrisnewberg
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was kool and the gang still 20 years old when they were popular 20 years ago? this line up is suspect
26 minutes ago
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it's not an I phone. actually it's just a regular phone giving you the finger to all that try and talk on it
29 minutes ago
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if you just read the lyrics to old mcdonald had a farm, e i e i oh kinda sounds like an animals cry for help
about 4 hours ago
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@ ha ha, i'm sure you are not alone
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to joselynhughes
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@ i'll do it whenever you want yes they are also fun
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to alliemackay
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@ deal
about 4 hours ago
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i want to make a shirt for the ladies that says: my boyfriend/girlfriend went down on me and all i got was this lousy t shirt
about 4 hours ago
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had a really nice time tonight with your daughter reverend & by nice time i mean rim job c u in church
about 4 hours ago
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Giving yourself a nickname = shut up
about 6 hours ago
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Winter in LA is ferocious. And by that I mean suck it michigan
about 6 hours ago
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@ my soul is a copy of big trouble in little china
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to jessicaisfunny
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if your diet plan has the words taco or bell in it anywhere, i think maybe it's time for some good ol fashioned re thinkin
about 7 hours ago
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what a difference a new year makes.in 5 days i've already shot a movie, won a grammy,hosted the oscars & lost 75 lbs twice
about 7 hours ago
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@ mi
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to jcubed1
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@ blame strangers
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to yaelbt
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@ the cure, white stripes, jellyfish, rage against the machine, letters to cleo, boomkat, our lady peace
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to TarynManning
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If it truly was the last supper, why does the dude on the end have a take out menu? Just sayin...
about 8 hours ago
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I think I would date yoko ono, but not if I were in a beatles tribute band.
about 9 hours ago
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@ and a knife
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to HeidiKlaerich
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@ will do thx
about 9 hours ago
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- Name j chris newberg
- Location ÜT: 34.151981,-118.444605
- Web http://jchrisnewb...
- Bio I am a comic and a lover of stuff
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