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- You can't yell at the birds for chirping when you're tweeting the whole time.1:42 PM Jul 12th from txt
- Lets not get personal and put our hands on each other. Lets just rub our thighs and genitals together..8:31 PM Jun 26th from txt
- I outtwonamed @twoname today.4:03 PM Jun 26th from txt
- I was all pissed at the horrible music I had to listen to on hold and 2 minutes later realized it was our national anthem.2:05 PM Jun 25th from txt
- Is reading a book while driving illegal?2:49 PM Jun 24th from txt
- The world is coming to n end. My goals for the next year are get married, buy a house, and have two kids.9:11 PM Jun 21st from txt
- Bra sizes are like grades.. just backwards.2:42 PM Jun 14th from txt
- I think I'm gonna start running again!7:03 PM Jun 12th from txt
- YES!6:17 PM Jun 10th from txt
- Beard size is directly related to dick size. FYI.6:03 PM Jun 10th from txt
- Any little girl dog would be after him! I've never seen a chihuahua with a 3 in. lipstick! and he's been humping this leopard pillow 4 an hr5:23 PM Jun 10th from txt
- My mom just told she's becoming an "internet mom." She went on the internet by herself for the first time 3 days ago.4:48 PM Jun 9th from txt
- Just got butt raped by my own cigarette. It sat on the ledge of my window, jumped back in the car and straight into my ass crack.8:38 AM Jun 8th from txt
- I dont know why God didnt heal my arm.. I sincerely asked for him to make it unimaginably strong so I could be a champion tennis player!11:06 AM May 31st from web
- Hot topics at Bible study tonight: giving fears and anxieties over to God, how rich NJ is compared to the world, & butt licking.7:42 PM May 26th from txt
- My parents are going to Florida. I can finally have my naked twister rave party!8:11 PM May 23rd from txt
- Awkward moment of the day: trimming dads thick curly chest hair. If I think hard enough maybe I can change the memory into shearing a sheep.3:21 PM May 23rd from txt
- "So if my girlfriend has crabs can they bite my tongue?"
-10th grade student8:41 PM May 16th from txt
- I'm only half bulemic. I can't get past the binge part.6:57 PM May 16th from txt
- I have good memories of being in the trunk of a car. I dont want to ruin it by getting in there with you.7:27 AM May 16th from txt
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- Name Juicebox
- Location Intercourse, PA
- Web http://favrd.com
- Bio I'm not as funny as you.
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