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  1. Why didn't we run in the fourth?
  2. I'm hoping that the Hawkeyes use James Vanderberg to do a QB sneak today, so I can coin the phrase, "Dawson's Sneak."
  3. Dude on bus is talking on phone about anorexia and failed eharmony hook ups. Can it get any worse? I'm going to get a Frosty!
  4. ESPN says the Hawkeyes have a 13% chance of winning on Saturday. Call me crazy, but I think that might be enough.
  5. @robnoah I have 3 friends I'm working on a school project with, and I think it would help out. Let me know if you can spare that many.
  6. I tried to resist, to not look at the Criterion DVDs that were 50% off, but I failed. Finally picked up Diabolique and In the Mood for Love.
  7. @robnoah do you have any wave invites left?
  8. I wish I could figure out how to take naps. I just lie there with my eyes closed and nothing happens. I think I want it too much.
  9. Modern Warfare 2 and Super Mario Bros. Wii both come out this week. My nerd brain is going exploding. My nerd wallet won't fare well either.
  10. Beginning to suspect that the three women sitting at the next table are actually three men.
  11. The heartbreak of Saturday is wearing off. Bring on Ohio State!
  12. Just got chased away from a bus stop by a drunk asshole. Took refuge in the Green Dolphin. Scary, plus I missed the bus.
  13. Is it okay to tell people getting paid commission to leave you alone? I maybe would have bought something, but they scared me away.
  14. Fuck.
  15. I've been out walking. I don't do too much talking these days.
  16. "You don’t need thumbs," Angerer was quoted as saying. "My best friend is my brother's dog. He doesn't have any thumbs and he's doing fine."
  17. Sometimes I forget how great the second Hot Snakes record is. Then I listen to it, and I'm like, oh yeah, this record is pretty great.
  18. So seriously, Obama and Carl Sagan sound exactly the same when they speak.
  19. Couldn't the city find something for CTA workers to do other than talking about morning quickies with their wives?
  20. If "addicting" replaces "addictive" in formal speech because people keep using the wrong word, I'm going to be pissed.