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  1. @AlejandroAdams I'll see what I can do. I'll likely be a bit socially engaged this evening, however.
  2. @Pischina Clearly you've never tangled with a fishgoat-man.
  3. @Pischina @MaryaMurphy You scorpion-women and your infernal cliquishness. We fishgoat-men grow weary.
  4. @NinjaWorrier Very nice. Audible laughter.
  5. @MaryaMurphy @Pischina I did CANARY first, and not a peep was heard. I get no respect.
  6. "It's a Corsican telegram. It means 'Luca Brazzi loafs about with the sea cucumbers'." #1stdraftmovielines
  7. @tomandmary I'm actually stealing my better ones from @MaryaMurphy via telepathy.
  8. @stephopoly Yes, I believe our conversation must have appeared sufficiently innocuous to anyone who might have overheard. :)
  9. "I have always depended upon the creepy flirtation of random street-prowlers." #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "Hi, sorry if I snuck up on you there. I've come to scoop blue JELL-O out of you." #1stdraftmovielines
  11. "Every time a bell rings, Harry Cohn gets richer." #1stdraftmovielines
  12. "To tell you the truth, baby, I couldn't be arsed." #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "I propose a toast to the beauty of your face, child." #1stdraftmovielines
  14. "I, The Extraterrestrial, would like telephonically to contact the planet on which my species came into being." #1stdraftmovielines
  15. @PamelaGlasner It's pretty much just a place in which to witness the immaculate, massive projection of classic films.
  16. Apparently, tomorrow's Cinequest Happy Hour will be the last one this Summer. So come see me be Osama if you're in the area.
  17. @puppymeat I'm sure my stint as OBL will be highly TwitPic'ed.
  18. @NinjaWorrier I thought we yanks were alone in shooting up household gadgets with large guns. Go figure.
  19. @puppymeat Truly, given that your straight line was, in fact, provoked. #pedanticasshole
  20. @NinjaWorrier Oh, I hadn't thought of that either. But I should be able to play them on the computer, if nothing else.