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  1. I make a mean pot of boiling water. 7:34 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. Thanksgiving is a tough holiday when all your friends are turkeys. 9:10 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Hey, at least Glee - I mean - the Penguins game is on tonight. 12:36 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. That lady slammed her cigarette out the window of her car. With authority! Jerk. 10:47 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. Personally, I'm a little concerned about the y2k10 bug. 9:15 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Tap water tastes better since the Ron Paul Revolution. 7:52 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. I'd be way more upset at that guy if he didn't look so much like Conan O'Brien. 2:36 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Were it not for auto-follow bots, my follower count would not nearly be as high. So let's give it up for the follow-bots, everybody! Woo! 9:45 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. @bjshively Is this real life? (Also, awesome) 9:29 AM Nov 23rd from web
  10. My new business plan is to lay around and hope money flies into my open window. 9:18 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. When's the next version of the Web coming out? The one where it'll make breakfast for me. Semantically. 7:50 AM Nov 21st from web
  12. I think we need to have a meeting about that meeting next week. Can we set up a meeting to discuss meeting times? 12:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. I'd feel bad for the California college students, but my public school tuition was still $5000 more than theirs is even after the 32% hike. 8:58 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. This one co-worker sits in the office next to me EVERY WORK DAY. It's so creepy! 6:46 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. To the man in the stall next door: Keep on fighting the good fight. 8:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. The new retweet feature seems mostly like another set of criteria deciding whether or not I keep following you. 7:58 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. RT @texburgher: Above the Iron City plant hangs a sign quoting founder Edward Frauenheim: "Scholarship for some. Mon River water for all ... 2:46 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. Most conflicts in business could be solved with Chik-Fil-A cow stickers. I'm convinced. 2:23 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. I am not @meetingguy, but I would like to be his friend. 1:23 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. That was a close one. I nearly changed my life mantra to a Cheryl Crow lyric. I'm better now. I think it's over. 10:29 AM Nov 18th from web