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  1. I make a mean pot of boiling water.
  2. Thanksgiving is a tough holiday when all your friends are turkeys.
  3. Hey, at least Glee - I mean - the Penguins game is on tonight.
  4. That lady slammed her cigarette out the window of her car. With authority! Jerk.
  5. Personally, I'm a little concerned about the y2k10 bug.
  6. Tap water tastes better since the Ron Paul Revolution.
  7. I'd be way more upset at that guy if he didn't look so much like Conan O'Brien.
  8. Were it not for auto-follow bots, my follower count would not nearly be as high. So let's give it up for the follow-bots, everybody! Woo!
  9. @bjshively Is this real life? (Also, awesome)
  10. My new business plan is to lay around and hope money flies into my open window.
  11. When's the next version of the Web coming out? The one where it'll make breakfast for me. Semantically.
  12. I think we need to have a meeting about that meeting next week. Can we set up a meeting to discuss meeting times?
  13. I'd feel bad for the California college students, but my public school tuition was still $5000 more than theirs is even after the 32% hike.
  14. This one co-worker sits in the office next to me EVERY WORK DAY. It's so creepy!
  15. To the man in the stall next door: Keep on fighting the good fight.
  16. The new retweet feature seems mostly like another set of criteria deciding whether or not I keep following you.
  17. RT @texburgher: Above the Iron City plant hangs a sign quoting founder Edward Frauenheim: "Scholarship for some. Mon River water for all ...
  18. Most conflicts in business could be solved with Chik-Fil-A cow stickers. I'm convinced.
  19. I am not @meetingguy, but I would like to be his friend.
  20. That was a close one. I nearly changed my life mantra to a Cheryl Crow lyric. I'm better now. I think it's over.