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  1. I'm completely giving up on having sex on the first date. I keep wondering who was the guy she was with last Saturday night?11:31 AM Jul 8th from web
  2. I think America is ready for our own supreme leader.6:36 AM Jun 19th from web
  3. The media says millions of households may be without television access since the digitial transition. Why is that was a bad thing?5:36 AM Jun 15th from web
  4. New iPhone out on 6/19.12:58 PM Jun 8th from Twitterrific
  5. The Pre lasted less than an hour. There was a line when I went to return it.10:08 AM Jun 6th from web
  6. The hardest part about killing a hitchhiker is finding one to pick up.1:16 PM Jun 4th from Twitterrific
  7. I'm not bothered by hair in my food.12:41 PM Jun 3rd from web
  8. Freight trains: Primitive, big ass engines that slowly drag shitloads of stuff across the country on squeaky wheels. Brilliant.7:32 AM May 7th from Twitterrific
  9. I find the name Americano offensive. You start with some European espresso, water it down, and slap an American name on it.3:46 PM May 1st from Twitterrific
  10. Social Networking: Proof that all the people who say they're too busy to go to the gym are lying.1:32 PM Apr 30th from web
  11. I need to monetize my uncanny ability to quickly see the source of discontent in most people's lives.6:32 AM Apr 18th from Twitterrific
  12. I freaked out. We finished eating, but after that I didn't call her again.12:45 PM Apr 12th from Twitterrific
  13. Why do girls love horses?5:22 PM Apr 8th from Twitterrific
  14. I'm going to use an ironic tone for the rest of the day.3:16 PM Mar 29th from Twitterrific
  15. I think I'll start another office romance.5:43 AM Mar 28th from Twitterrific
  16. This recession must be getting bad. I'm starting to see more Pontiacs on the road.3:13 PM Mar 25th from Twitterrific
  17. I'm converting to the metric system.10:23 AM Mar 4th from Twitterrific
  18. Why do people think Walgreens is a grocery store? Of you're buying more than 3 things, you're fucking up.10:53 AM Feb 18th from Twitterrific
  19. Friends don't let friends drive Pontiacs. Seriously fugly.1:13 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from Twitterrific
  20. I forgot how much I liked Seven and the Ragged Tiger.4:58 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from Twitterrific
  • Name Jerry Brunning
  • Location Chicago
  • Bio I'm pretty good at stuff.
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