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  1. Saw some flooding on approach to atl airport, noticed big box stores are painting their logos on their rooftops 3:04 PM Sep 22nd from txt
  2. Waiting for the bus to meps. The bus company forgot to send a ride and we're a little late. 3:07 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  3. "i don't have to eat dick, i'm not a fat chick!" 8:09 PM Sep 10th from txt
  4. NSFW: Sweet variation on the rolling kneebar! : http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/sr... 1:48 AM Sep 9th from web
  5. http://media.fukung.net/ima... (via @ShawnElliott) 3:46 PM Aug 30th from Twitterrific
  6. @kbmak affirmative 2:48 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to kbmak
  7. Forrest says: "Striking the opponent's chin in this fashion also sometimes causes your opponent to shit himself." 10:21 PM Aug 25th from Twitterrific
  8. @kbmak: gettin me all hot 10:20 PM Aug 25th from Twitterrific
  9. In his book, Forrest calls Firefly "the best tv show of all time." how cool is that? 9:20 PM Aug 25th from Twitterrific
  10. Thinking about having a huge garage sale. I need to sel pretty much all my crap. 8:00 PM Aug 25th from Twitterrific
  11. Behold, the illest link: http://i25.tinypic.com/eah1... (via @ShawnElliott) 8:45 PM Aug 24th from Twitterrific
  12. @dorkreporter we use crossfit at my gym for all our conditioning. I love it! 8:44 PM Aug 24th from Twitterrific in reply to dorkreporter
  13. @erinexplosion AGREE re: bear. I lost interest in the ge after I unlocked him though 8:42 PM Aug 24th from Twitterrific in reply to erinexplosion
  14. @dorkreporter Crossfit rocks! Where are you doing it? 3:18 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to dorkreporter
  15. District 9: Best sci-fi feature since brrade runnah!! 10:28 PM Aug 23rd from Twitterrific
  16. Also the congresswoman congratulated his audience on "doing what you told them to do" and he had to backpedal. This isn't satire??? 7:54 PM Aug 18th from Twitterrific
  17. Hannity says "the govt ought to stay out of your body!" so, he's pro-choice now? 7:53 PM Aug 18th from Twitterrific
  18. "if you're not tipping, i'm not stripping." 9:07 PM Aug 16th from txt
  19. "Common sense will not accomplish great things. Simply become insane and desperate." -The Hagakure 1:39 AM Aug 15th from web
  20. "Coldplay is the kind of music computers will make when they become advanced enough to make fun of us." 11:04 PM Aug 10th from Twitterrific