jbomba
Conclusion to the email I just got: "When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you please get that for me?" *****(of 5)
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA GIBSON WING!!! Stop working on homework and have some fun! I love you sweet friend. |
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| Tired+unmotivated+distracted=* (of 5). Playing on the internet just seems so much better right now...I should've bought a thesis online |
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| @mixedfeelings good god...my library just smells like unbathed sleep-deprived students. You got hooked up. |
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| my parents=the cutest people in the world for bringing me dinner for the whole week cause I'm stressed out. C'mon. That's cute. |
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| Typo found in a music paper I turned in last week: the word "panties" where I meant "pianist." Panties? Dyslexia at its finest, folks! |
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| @merde haha think less the man behind the mediocre beer label and more the mayor of Portland. Or hey, maybe not. |
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| Super nasty, audible fart from the kitten's butt as I shifted her on my lap ** (of 5) (bonus point cause I'm impressed by how loud it was) |
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| @merde oh fuck that wasn't your name. I need a break. |
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| @matthew spencer Coming your way sucka!!! |
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| Might be my sixth consecutive dinner of cous cous and kim chee...its just so fast. I will now smell like garlic forever. |
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| This weather is making me pine for the PNW. New Years portland trip in the mix--GET READY!!! |
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| my body deserves better than this. Grand total= 5 cups of coffee, 1 cup green tea and 1 pack of cigarettes |
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| It is SUCH a beautiful day!! Everyone get off your computer and go outside!! |
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| New 2 story Whole Foods in Pasadena *****(of 5)...The seperate escalator for your shopping cart was really what did it for me :) |
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| Spicy Thai Kettle Chips have singlehandedly been the driving force behind my thesis writing. I might eat a full bag tonight. |
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| Just realized that i have been looking at food porn (again, i know) for an hour instead of writing my paper. shit. |
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| My mother just watched a sappy movie and then tried to convince me to sign up for eHarmony.com. ** |
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| I gave the middle finger to my homework....i love halloween!!!! |
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| Fucking bummer of the year= I have too much homework to go to our Halloween party. So much for my skunk costume -17 (of 5) |
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