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  1. ...clean the gobbledygook out of your fowling piece: old-fashioned Turkey shoot at the Greenroom right fucking now...
  2. @thatspeaker Thanks!
  3. @thatspeaker jbhoskins@gmail.com
  4. @thatspeaker I'll take one!
  5. ...so much has gone wrong in the first 30 minutes of work today that it is now statistically improbable that things will get worse...OK?...?
  6. ...Oh, bloody hell...I suppose I can and should stop working long enough to FUCKING EAT SOMETHING...
  7. ...Go, Bucs, Go!...TO HELL, that is...Saints FTW!...
  8. ...there is a bloody, moaning pile of work on my desk because I just fucked that shit up...now to enjoy what I like to call the 'Weekstart'.
  9. @KiWeets 90963 tonnes
  10. ...OMG! NEW MOON! EDWARD CULLEN IS THE HOTTEST CUTEST DE FACTO STATUTORY RAPIST EVER!...
  11. ...Thursday may be the new Friday but Friday ain't heard the news yet...
  12. @ajb6077 exactly. That was the most disturbing thing.
  13. ...on the agenda tonight: the old 1-2-3: beer(greenroom) then marionettes(citedesarts) then live jazz(sphere)...Thursday, you devil...
  14. ..."The Trouble with Tribbing"... #scifiporn
  15. ...this place is right out of a King novel: dead rat in murky pool, photo-print afghan on the wall, and ASVAB study guides on the shelf...
  16. @KiWeets 1893
  17. ...I am just downright mystified that every motorcycle dealership I visit has the most pitiful collection of helmets...
  18. ...can't decide between the vol-au-vent filled w/grilled oysters or the pan-grilled elk with artichoke mashed potatoes...hmmm...tough one...
  19. @KiWeets birds and bugs
  20. ...never thought I'd see the day, but the guilt of not exercising now outweighs the considerable heft of my laziness, that fat bastard...