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  1. On my way to purchase recreational explosives and liquor.
  2. Who needs Twitter when you have mastered the impenetrable, avant-garde press conference? #sarahpalin #tcot
  3. Oh ASUS, daddy has always been a fan of your high-quality parts. Now your progeny will come home with me: http://bit.ly/1S98nt
  4. Just switched over to my replacement Blackberry. Same model (Curve) but feels a little different.
  5. Gettin' Blessed by Joe Biden from Space! http://bit.ly/tso0B
  6. I am so mentally baller.
  7. I'm treating this headache like they did in the 20's - a dark room, jazz, and plenty of whiskey.
  8. I must decide - a new PC built up from NewEgg or a Mac?
  9. I have only found one place in Denton that sells soy-glazed rice crackers, the secret Kroger on Teasley. That isn't enough.
  10. Not a Werewolf. Not a Wereyak, even. I.. am a Weregentleman.
  11. list of things Molly the Corgi has eaten this week: One (1) Pin Cushion; One (1) Blackberry Curve
  12. RT @DallasArtNews Stockdale Celebrates Polaroid @ Union Gallery, UNT, Denton, TX. Opens June 29. @futurowoman More at http://bit.ly/PUo8K
  13. Molly the Corgi's gastronomic misadventure cost me $Vet. We need to get her a job.
  14. Watch out: sushi breakfast
  15. Roger Ebert called #Transformers2 "Michael Bay's most incoherent yet." Can't wait. Robowarporn, here I come.
  16. SSLO Update: On The Inauguration Trail, Part 1 http://bit.ly/bcmgX
  17. Attention #journotwits: Have you read "The Twittering Class" in the latest @TexasObserver ? http://tinyurl.com/nox6a3 If not, why not?
  18. @cqpolitics Well, now I have it all straight. Nice feed.
  19. @MeanRachel I mean in general. I've seen something about Obama's honeymoon on every 24newser crawl and on the web in the last week.
  20. @cqpolitics Taegan, is that you?