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  1. @peteyt were they impersonating a school of salmon, or were they a school of impersonators of salmon? Nuanced, but important, distinction.
  2. is looking out at very mellow waves on a warm beach, thinking: if there was a good day to learn how to surf, this would be it. Here goes.
  3. @BrettDalke eat Berk?
  4. @delynnium hell yeah! Where the hell is Carmen Delynndiego?!
  5. is performing the world's most scenic diaper-change - sunrise at the Mt. Tom overlook, Eastern Sierra. If they could all be like this...
  6. is now officially just too busy to use facebook, twitter (or capital letters)
  7. is once again amazed by the occasional brilliance of BART-station musical performers. Just gotta give 'em a chance.
  8. is driving to work today. No choice, really. Daydreaming about public transportation while going 0-3mph across bridge at 6:30am.
  9. say: if you're spending the hottest weekend of the year deck-staining and chicken-wire fencing, better finish it w/ halloumi and beer.
  10. had a very successful Mr. Mom weekend. Good times!
  11. @caaboom first infection, huh? Lucky you! We've had 4. They suck, but go away fast with anti's!
  12. is assuming (hoping) that a pukey child does not necessarily equal a sick child. He just doesn't seem sick. Today will tell.
  13. will happily accept a rainy weekend around the house. Sounds freakin' awesome actually.
  14. is in Phoenix. Business travel is glamorous.
  15. was impressed by Austin. Short visit without much flexibility - but at least I had the required live music, bbq, and beer experience.
  16. is on a late-night golf-cart tour of Austin. Don't ask.
  17. about to drive 45 minutes out of town for "legendary BBQ" My company has sponsored a donkey that serves beer. Yes, a donkey. Where am I?
  18. You know you're spending too much time in aiports when you find yourself singing "Cinnabon" to the tune of "Simmer Down." Yikes.
  19. in fact, this guy wins the all-time jackass award. You'd need to be here to believe me. Wish I could record and stream it for evidence.
  20. is on a 6am flight. Couple behind me are on their 3rd Bloody Mary - yelling and singing. Good morning!