jberkley
- @peteyt were they impersonating a school of salmon, or were they a school of impersonators of salmon? Nuanced, but important, distinction.8:33 AM Jun 29th from TwitterBerry
- is looking out at very mellow waves on a warm beach, thinking: if there was a good day to learn how to surf, this would be it. Here goes.12:02 PM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- @BrettDalke eat Berk?7:32 AM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
- @delynnium hell yeah! Where the hell is Carmen Delynndiego?!8:21 AM Jun 9th from TwitterBerry
- is performing the world's most scenic diaper-change - sunrise at the Mt. Tom overlook, Eastern Sierra. If they could all be like this...6:33 AM Jun 6th from TwitterBerry
- is now officially just too busy to use facebook, twitter (or capital letters)8:10 AM Jun 3rd from TwitterBerry
- is once again amazed by the occasional brilliance of BART-station musical performers. Just gotta give 'em a chance.4:30 PM May 22nd from TwitterBerry
- is driving to work today. No choice, really. Daydreaming about public transportation while going 0-3mph across bridge at 6:30am.6:54 AM May 20th from TwitterBerry
- say: if you're spending the hottest weekend of the year deck-staining and chicken-wire fencing, better finish it w/ halloumi and beer.5:13 PM May 17th from TwitterBerry
- had a very successful Mr. Mom weekend. Good times!8:24 AM May 11th from TwitterBerry
- @caaboom first infection, huh? Lucky you! We've had 4. They suck, but go away fast with anti's!8:39 AM May 7th from TwitterBerry
- is assuming (hoping) that a pukey child does not necessarily equal a sick child. He just doesn't seem sick. Today will tell.8:36 AM May 7th from TwitterBerry
- will happily accept a rainy weekend around the house. Sounds freakin' awesome actually.6:01 PM May 1st from TwitterBerry
- is in Phoenix. Business travel is glamorous.1:18 PM Apr 29th from TwitterBerry
- was impressed by Austin. Short visit without much flexibility - but at least I had the required live music, bbq, and beer experience.8:59 AM Apr 29th from web
- is on a late-night golf-cart tour of Austin. Don't ask.10:47 PM Apr 28th from TwitterBerry
- about to drive 45 minutes out of town for "legendary BBQ" My company has sponsored a donkey that serves beer. Yes, a donkey. Where am I?3:13 PM Apr 28th from web
- You know you're spending too much time in aiports when you find yourself singing "Cinnabon" to the tune of "Simmer Down." Yikes.8:26 AM Apr 27th from TwitterBerry
- in fact, this guy wins the all-time jackass award. You'd need to be here to believe me. Wish I could record and stream it for evidence.7:56 AM Apr 27th from TwitterBerry
- is on a 6am flight. Couple behind me are on their 3rd Bloody Mary - yelling and singing. Good morning!7:35 AM Apr 27th from TwitterBerry
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- Name John Berkley
- Location Cali
- Bio half man, half goat
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