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  1. At the club... Alcohol just kicked in... It's on...
  2. What kind of ass makes pancakes with no syrup... then has to go out on effin Turkey Day to buy some...
  3. RT @LexaLemmy: Love is for swallowers.
  4. No! Really? RT @ProFootballTalk: Jay Cutler: "I haven't played up to my expectations" http://is.gd/53E7p #NFL
  5. Ya know what? The DMV has gotten super efficant as of late. In and out in less than 20min and it's packed in here...
  6. HA HA HA LOVE IT! RT @DKTV Joel McHale unveils the shocking real Oprah-Palin interview on E's The Soup http://dkostv.com/r/002369
  7. http://twitpic.com/qfibb - A sea of people and red lights on Michigan Ave... The only difference is Mickey and Santa... #festivaloflights
  8. http://twitpic.com/qepn8 - Redline Santa! I KNOW HIM! i know him... A bright side of a traffic jam... #chitwaffic
  9. http://twitpic.com/qeo35 - 7 car pileup on 90-94 use local lanes if you can! Walked half a mile to get the pic... @redeyechicago #chitwaffic
  10. RT @Henjealy: *BREAKING* RT @vaughnchicago: Just in case you forgot, Kanye West is still a Jackass....That is all.
  11. Haha! That's like saying you love oxygen... I mean who doesn't? RT @LexaLemmy: I love friends with expense accounts.
  12. I can't believe today is Tuesday! Time is flying by and I'm starting to not enjoy it...
  13. Haha! #Neckbeard is out! RT @ProFootballTalk: Orton out, Simms in http://is.gd/4VGJ2 #NFL
  14. RT @chicagoist NFL fans: your NFL TV sched in Chi 2day is CIN-PITT (CBS 12pm), DET-MIN (Fox 12 pm), DAL-GB (3 pm), and INDY-NE (NBC 7:20pm)
  15. RT @JasonDavis43: A lot of truth is said in jest, that's y I often laugh after I say Im the best
  16. @Henjealy That's cause you act like a rugger!
  17. RT @Henjealy: #WhyAmericaDoesntCareAboutSoccer #ExhibitA RT @Chicagoist: 60 minutes in, Fire and Salt Lake still scoreless! #chicagofire
  18. RT @henjealy 30ish guy on Wheel of Fortune got "The Jonas Brothers" w/2 letters Don't care how much he won he should be horribly embarrassed
  19. Watching the Spanish show 12 Corazones while doing laundry. This show is redonkulous. Turn on closed caption and you'll laugh your ass off!
  20. @baconrugby I never pictured you as a wine tasting kinda guy more like a wine box chugging contest person...