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  1. 10% tax on tanning bed use? That seems like a racially charged tax on pale white folks with self-image problems. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. "Uh... I meant to do that..." http://tinyurl.com/yh5ouch about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Got out the Pole, ready for dinner, then The Airing of Grievances, and finally, The Feats of Strength. It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us! 6:45 AM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  4. Relax... They'll be fine. Consider it a rebuilding year. RT @jonbowens: I swear. This team is gonna be the death of me this year. 7:38 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  5. @DorianDavis holler 4:04 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  6. Build-A-Bear Warns Kids Santa May Cancel X-Mas This Year Due to Global Warming.. Plenty of Fruitcakes, though... http://tinyurl.com/yz4nyfc 2:41 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  7. Just not a party until he does his Bono impression. RT @jonbowens: Sen. Burr the biggest partier in Congress! http://tinyurl.com/ydm5fpp 2:37 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  8. @jonbowens yeah, I just learned that. Well, it happens. Anyhoo, gonna eat Vienna Sausages for dinner 2nite.. Aren't they made in Italy? 2:32 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  9. And this guy wants to buy a boat? http://bit.ly/5YQyAx (via GUD) 8:15 AM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  10. Headline: Transgendered-anarchist-window-smasher-Democrat-hater arrives at CO Democratic HQ, hilarity ensues... http://tinyurl.com/yegy3hm 8:09 AM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. Sen. Graham (R-NC): Dem health care deals 'sleazy'... as in, the way you describe a prostitute. http://tinyurl.com/y9l4xjk 8:02 AM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
  12. So,@jonbowens might be on to something with Pawn Stars. This show is great. There is a battle axe on right now. 7:15 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  13. Ah Ha, Sen. Whitehouse! I didn't renew my membership 2 the Birthers Aryan Militia Assoc., so technically, I'm inactive http://bit.ly/8PjKQt 6:53 AM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  14. @Caitlin_Mullen which just happens to also be Todd Phillips. Forgot Dr. Strangelove & the first Casino Royale... Also classics. 10:23 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  15. @Caitlin_Mullen ever?That's nuts. Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, & Airplane! maybe. Modern? Old School is the only one compete. 10:21 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  16. Nope, Best comedy of 2009... Except M. Moore's film RT @Caitlin_Mullen: thought "The Hangover" was overrated. Anyone else have that feeling? 7:20 AM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
  17. Good stuff. RT @joejonb: Texas drops UNC. Now time to watch Duke beat Gonzaga. 4:33 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
  18. Listen, @jonbowens, stop pretending to be the Huffington Post, and tell me something I don't already know. Hehe. 10:18 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
  19. Yeah @Caitlin_Mullen, I just saw that the Cubs traded Milton Bradley to the Mariners for the Parker Brothers. 2:07 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  20. In Sanford everything shuts down... Even the bars!!! RT @Caitlin_Mullen: Bring on the snow! Can't wait to see how it goes down here... 2:42 PM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  • Name jayriley
  • Location Sanford, NC
  • Bio 29 year old working at a Family Practice in Lee County, NC
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