Profile_bird

Hey there! jayniemann is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving jayniemann's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jayniemann

  1. Hey MotherFuckers! @thefuckingword of the day is: redolent / http://on2ao.th8.us 1:27 PM Oct 25th from web
  2. @rickbruner I used to call him Ernie Anus-toast. Because I'm crass. 11:24 AM Sep 21st from web in reply to rickbruner
  3. @bentos88 Try beating "Collect Call of Duty 4" where they make you pay for everything-that's really hard to beat! 10:17 AM Aug 14th from web in reply to bentos88
  4. If you follow celebs on twitter is it creepy to then follow their wives or girlfriends? I'm going with "Yes" 8:30 AM Jul 31st from web
  5. Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Outlet Are Friends #failedchildrensbooktitles 9:47 PM Jul 29th from web
  6. Johnny Ptomain #failedchildrensbooktitles 9:45 PM Jul 29th from web
  7. Island Of The Blue Balls #failedchildrensbooktitles 9:44 PM Jul 29th from web
  8. @Zulkey The first one, barring any song from "The Fastest Guitar Alive" (1967) 9:33 PM Jul 29th from web in reply to Zulkey
  9. Make Way For Fucklings #failedchildrensbooktitles 12:41 PM Jul 29th from web
  10. @Zulkey No, if you're writing about a cat-cenric jam band 7:09 PM Jul 28th from web in reply to Zulkey
  11. @lonelysandwich That sounds more like HyperMichaelJackson pants 1:01 AM Jul 28th from web in reply to lonelysandwich
  12. @bentos88 If you come up w/ that twitter app see how soon you can get 1 million followers for your battery's tweets 12:59 AM Jul 28th from web in reply to bentos88
  13. @MKupperman Not under it's original title " I Love Bestial Scat Porn" 7:09 PM Jul 24th from web in reply to MKupperman
  14. Eg: Melinda faces a mass haunting that falls on the entire town following the unearthing of a grave. With her tits. 6:58 PM Jul 24th from web
  15. Plot Descriptions of "Ghost Whisperer" can by vastly improved by including the phrase with/by her tits. 6:58 PM Jul 24th from web
  16. @PFTompkins Yeah, but they are deriguer accessories for the Cylon Pride Day Parade 2:29 PM Jul 23rd from web in reply to PFTompkins
  17. @thesmitten David Cronenberg's "The Brood" Julie Christie In "The Demon Seed" 5:37 PM Jul 22nd from web in reply to thesmitten
  18. @DougBenson That dude should have realized his mistake when you failed to kill him. 8:53 AM Jul 19th from web in reply to DougBenson
  19. @Zulkey : That book..... it's a cookbook!-That person wants to lure us onto a convieniently docked space ship to enslave, then eat us!!! 12:32 AM Jul 16th from web in reply to Zulkey
  20. You've got Chicken Salad? Great, I'll have that instead of toast #firstdraftmovies 10:07 PM Jul 11th from web
  • Name Jay Niemann
  • Location Portland Oregon
  • Web http://unhub.com/...
  • Bio Your Honor, if it please the court.....
87 Following 18 Followers 0 Listed
Priceline Negotiator AmazonMP3 Amazon MP3 Dana Gould Put This On Harry Shearer Justin paulfeig Judah Friedlander Ben Schwartz Bucketfull Of Brains BRIAN HUSKEY lindsay robertson howard kremer John Moe Benny G. Sean Nelson Gene Bloch JustinPollard Janie Haddad Jimmy Carr The QI Elves Scott Aukerman Ronn Harkins Michael Kupperman Michael Sweetman II Doctor Zaius Sarah Silverman Adam Koford Claire Zulkey Caroline Eick Jessa Crispin John U K grahamclark David S.