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That's odd- if you're willing to have sex and he doesn't want it... problem. If you're saying you have a headache, then no. RT @TheDarlaShow 38 minutes ago from Twitterrific
I'm wondering how many years closer to a heart attack just one of these Hot Pocket Calzones is putting me? 41 minutes ago from Twitterrific
You're lucky, my exes were too embarrassed. It's ALL about the clit. Vary pace, speed, suck/licking and you'll be fine. RT @TheDarlaShow 44 minutes ago from Twitterrific
@TheDarlaShow How the heck did I get "II'tt's" to come out of my iPod auto-correct? >_< about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific in reply to TheDarlaShow
II'tt's like pizza- even bad pizza is good right? So it'd be like having bad pizza. (I'm thinking my logic is flawed here.) @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
@wita lol! They need houshold wrapping robots, dammit! about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific in reply to wita
@wita You're wrapping so much you're gonna cause Eminem to retire! (Mwahaha- get it? "Wrapping"? Ah, I crack myself up.) about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific in reply to wita
Tell those Texans it was not nice to beat Michigan State tonight! =P RT @melissa_kay DALLAS TOMORROW! #Idomisstexas #fb about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific in reply to melissa_kay
@TheDarlaShow You could do a strip performance/art combo using a mash-up of "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" and "Memories" from Cats! about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific in reply to TheDarlaShow
Pretty much any one of a thousand Prince songs! RT @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
If you're into it and she is, sure. 3somes can lead to jealousy issues from what I hear. I have problems getting a onesome. @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
Thx! Prince had art show w/7 pieces of limited ed art... Can't buy any ($1400 each) so I get these samples instead. =P RT @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
Never fully shaven- I hate that fad! Trimmed into a V, preferably. @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
RT @alainapemberton new drinking game: take a shot everytime msu turns over the ball.. helps you cope with the miserable losses.... by dying about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
There are too many prudes as is- the more women who are sexually comfy & embrace nudity the better! Got it? Flaunt it. RT @TheDarlaShow about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
Texas sums up much of what's wrong with America. Rescue the liberals & replace it as a state with Puerto Rico. Much better USA we'd have. about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
Arrrgh- was ready to get on computer and relax, but forgot MSU/Texas game is on! Guess I better shift to the TV. >_< about 5 hours ago from web
is escaping reality by enjoying some fun in Majesty 2: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim! http://raptr.com/Jaym about 22 hours ago from Raptr
I'm always nice. I'd like my life back. Better yet, to be 27 with my 19 year old body again. RT @TheDarlaShow 9:13 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
Mini-Tacos!!! Nom nom nom. (Someone tell my iPod it's not "mom mom mom"!) 9:11 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific

Name Jaym Esch
Location Lansing, MI, USA
Web http://www.firstw...
Bio 37 yr-old award winning former Virtual Reality developer. I'm silly, intellectual & wise w/an open mind (thus, liberal). Author, Druid. Prince Idolater. Gamer.