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  1. says "oops." Nearly blocked a friend thinking they were a sexbot.
  2. tells you this: the people who don't like Ayn Rand jokes don't like them at /all/. It's ruined at least one date.
  3. @petullant I remember the exact time, date and place you first told me that joke. It's my favouritest ever joke now.
  4. I just took the "Which villain are you?" quiz and got: Darth Vader! Try it ➤ http://bit.ly/PMYFU
  5. will be going to Seattle soon. Dangerously close to California(ns), but still quite nice.
  6. is slightly dismayed Primeval was cancelled. Still, ITV should know better than to try to out-Doctor Who Doctor Who.
  7. spent more of the evening watching The Big Bang Theory that he should have.
  8. @New_Dork I weep for the incipient injuries to the English language to be wrought by BYU girl you mention.
  9. says dear 87,000 librarian friends: surely /one/ of you has a Cat and Girl "Drunk Librarian" badge and wears it to work.
  10. said to himself, "Why don't you walk to the gym?" before remembering it was 40 blocks away. FTW in Life, GayJay!
  11. sings "Relationships were something I used to do (bum bum)/ Convince me that they're better for me and you."
  12. this:http://www.newscientist.com/articleimages/dn17343/2-earths-coastlines-after-sealevel-rise-4000-ad.html: the world of Mavic Chen.
  13. says there is no such thing as "barely legal." There's legal and not legal: Brent Corrigan was not legal. Philippe Delvaux is.
  14. is really loving God Help the Girl. Haven't felt that Stuart-is-god glow quite like this for years!
  15. asks: "Do you want to do it now, outside the butchers with a knife and a bike-chain?"
  16. really likes today's guest-artist -drawn Octopus Pie, but c'mon -- Jacob's gotta be hotter than /that/.
  17. is safely returned from Camera Obscura goodness. Saw very many, very good friends. They played "80s Fan" and "Razzle Dazzle Rose"!
  18. Surprising fact: the souvenir crap from Mt Rushmore with the most awesome: Mt Rushmore red, white and blue knit socks.
  19. mailed out lots of postcards. No internet and I turn all epistolary.
  20. @petullant Heavens! I missed this! Answer: Monin Frosted Mint and Gingerbread syrups: http://us.monin.com/product.php?id=35