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  1. Am off to the Christmas show at the Stand.
  2. RT @themanwhofell: Playing Tiger Woods Golf on the Playstation. Just unlocked secret level in which you get to have sex with prostitutes.
  3. Interesting article on the research involved in QI, via @JustinPollard, at the British Comedy Guide: http://bit.ly/8F14Zg
  4. RT @RichNeville: I am told this is Dixons' legitimate company slogan. http://twitpic.com/ui3y2 /via @hipattack << Genuine! Still giggling!
  5. @jamesecook @scottishballet ha, ha, ha, thanks for the cheering scene reminders. I miss John Candy. And Steve Martin's earlier work.
  6. Wow, presidential style, broadcast debates for Brown, Cameron & Clegg for the election next year. BBC, Sky & ITV to share coverage.
  7. I can see my journey south tomorrow turning into Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
  8. @TomChivers Serious? I'm travelling down tomorrow. I'm roundly fucked then.
  9. @tomsearle At the moment it's ???test case????. I've got 1200 other overdue words to deal with first.
  10. @tomsearle Thanks, but 'dummy' is a bit too ... well, it might imply the person in q was one.
  11. Help! Any good synonyms for "test case", "guinea pig" etc? Bonus if it can convey Scottishness, a maverick streak or imply violence.
  12. @scottishballet It was in Partick about 15 mins ago, but seems to have stopped now.
  13. RT @Jason_Manford: Just seen the most Scally Snowman ever http://twitpic.com/ui9lu
  14. @stephencgrant Ha, sorry. Though last tweets I saw from you seemed to emantate from some sun-kissed corner of Europe, so sympathy tempered
  15. Dear Brighton & Hove council, sort out your gritting in time for my return home for Christmas will ya?
  16. Where did I go so wrong that I've started to receive press releases from the Countryside Alliance about their Boxing Day programme?
  17. RT @TiernanDouieb: Eggnog - def. a racist term used against the inhabitants of Easter Island.
  18. RT @andrew_mueller: Nick Griffin tells story of the Nativity. Actually stroking cat. Like Blofeld reading "Goldilocks". http://is.gd/5w0ZQ
  19. RT @chortle: 'Nelson Mandela House' to be torn down: Demolition for Only Fools landmark http://bit.ly/6lCJSS
  20. Gnnnrrrrggghhhh! Just absent-mindedly wolfed down tin foil with my advent calendar chocolate. Why Santa, why?!