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My neighbor the cop informs me he is going to a "distraught" Michael Jackson fan call. She's been drinking all day. This should be good.5:53 PM Jul 7thfrom txt
Doc says the 14yo will probably be 6 feet tall. I like that. She doesn't. Haa.10:31 AM Jun 24thfrom txt
Even though gas prices are inching down thank GAWD I no longer drive the behemoth.3:42 PM Jun 23rdfrom txt
4:47 is the highlight of my day. Why? Because it's 13 minutes until I get to go home. Be jealous, beyotches.2:49 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
I could really go for a bomb pop right now.1:06 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
So tired of hearing about Jon & Kate. Who cares? Saw someone suggest giving the kids to the Duggers. I think they're more stable than J&K.8:54 AM Jun 23rdfrom web
Which way does the ceiling fan go for "hotter than Satan's left tit?" I don't remember.4:27 PM Jun 22ndfrom txt