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  1. My neighbor the cop informs me he is going to a "distraught" Michael Jackson fan call. She's been drinking all day. This should be good.
  2. No Michael Jackson tickets. How will I live?
  3. Happy 4th of July everyone! Be safe and stuff yourself silly. It's the American way!
  4. Awesome weather in laryville tonight.
  5. I'm so guillable.
  6. RIP to the King of Pop. Sad.
  7. An idiot drives my carpool. Kthnxbai
  8. softball practice and games cancelled and I'm dragging. Ugh.
  9. Doc says the 14yo will probably be 6 feet tall. I like that. She doesn't. Haa.
  10. Even though gas prices are inching down thank GAWD I no longer drive the behemoth.
  11. 4:47 is the highlight of my day. Why? Because it's 13 minutes until I get to go home. Be jealous, beyotches.
  12. I could really go for a bomb pop right now.
  13. So tired of hearing about Jon & Kate. Who cares? Saw someone suggest giving the kids to the Duggers. I think they're more stable than J&K.
  14. Which way does the ceiling fan go for "hotter than Satan's left tit?" I don't remember.
  15. Hot car seat on my sunburned ass . . .FTMFL.
  16. Fargin' A will the mess on my desk never go away???
  17. It's HAWWTT in TOPPEEEEKAAA.
  18. A free latte from J&S Coffee is ALWAYS a good way to start the day.
  19. enjoying a beer and the fireflies whilst sunburnt.
  20. Pool. Nao. My tan is waayyy behind this summer compared to last.