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  1. Daybreakers looks like The Matrix with vampires. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. My favorite seasonal Tiger Woods joke: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hoes. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @rustysteelwool Are you suggesting that I "upper deck" myself? about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rustysteelwool
  4. Today was shitty, starting with this morning, when my brother-in-law clogged my toilet. about 11 hours ago from Birdfeed
  5. If you're gonna lock the door to the bathroom, at least give us a place inside to hang the ridiculous key. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Seeing people sit next to each other at a restaurant table would be sweet if it wasn't so painfully awkward. 7:49 PM Dec 15th from Birdfeed
  7. From the director of "Gladiator" and the star of "Gladiator" comes another movie like "Gladiator." Also, arrows. http://bit.ly/7kbLb1 10:05 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  8. @CranberryPerson Let me understand this correctly: you were cut from a 10-minute web video? 7:35 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to CranberryPerson
  9. Take the 2009 ALA Survey. Your country is depending on you. http://www.alistapart.com/articles/survey2009 7:01 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  10. At this point, "tweaking my neck while sleeping" may be my most reliable talent. 6:24 AM Dec 15th from Birdfeed
  11. Bittersweet injury to Larry Fitzgerald. He has a bad game, I go to the fantasy playoffs. Get well soon, Larry. Just not tonight. 7:46 PM Dec 14th from Birdfeed
  12. Why isn't there a way to intentionally leave a voicemail? 2:14 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
  13. Let the record show that Dion Lewis had more rushing yards and touchdowns than Mark Ingram...although, so did Toby Gerhart. 6:41 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  14. Why do they keep referring to the Browns as Eric Mangini's "program?" Did the Browns get relegated to the Big Ten? 8:18 PM Dec 10th from Birdfeed
  15. Hey, the Browns are covering the spread. I mean, the Browns are covering the Steelers' spread. 7:23 PM Dec 10th from Birdfeed
  16. OH: "The Price is Right rules are what separate us from the animals." 7:22 PM Dec 10th from Birdfeed
  17. News flash, Steeler fans: Win or lose tonight--and it sure looks an awful lot like lose--they're just not that good. 7:13 PM Dec 10th from Birdfeed
  18. Last night, @sophiasharp encouraged me to go out with a friend, then went to Costco and bought me a cheese tray and 4 lbs. of butter. Win. 1:46 PM Dec 10th from Tweetie
  19. @kyleroth That Mighty Mouse was a piece of crap from day one. Big fan of the Magic Mouse so far. 9:10 AM Dec 10th from Birdfeed in reply to kyleroth
  20. AT&T's new motto should be, "If you're gonna shoot yourself in the foot, make sure your wallet is in your shoe." 2:07 PM Dec 9th from Birdhouse