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  1. RT @comovaigabri: @jaybrannan inly the hooker ones.
  2. do all brasilians love steroids, or just the ones in nyc? :p
  3. @ifUseekCameron lol looks pretty accurate
  4. @ic4ro haha thanks for the corrections. my keyboard doesnt have accents :(
  5. ciao! buona sera. come ti chiami? mi chiamo jay. piacere. il piacere e mio. di dove sei? sono di new york. arrivaderci!
  6. can u microwave those round to-go tins with the rims you push down with your thumbs around the edge of the cardboard or plastic top?
  7. @Andrew_Eric cake batter cake batter and more cake batter!!!!
  8. can someone please open a coldstone creamery in my building?
  9. #undermedicated #needmacaroni
  10. TONIGHT'S TOP STORY: chemically imbalanced loner of a lover seeks same for 1st relationship in 8 years...more after the break
  11. wait i wanna try my 1st hash tag RT @jaybrannan i just slept for 12 hours. oops #chemicalimbalance
  12. i just slept for 12 hours. oops
  13. i remember running through the wet grass, falling a step behind, both of us never tiring, desperately wanting.....
  14. how is it that ive been on justin tv for like 3 hours & may wong hasnt shown up?
  15. 1st dinner was tasteless, 2nd was pure salt & oil...trashed both. i luv that i can eat twice but only actually consume 1 or 2 calories.
  16. @kayla95 happy bday!!
  17. my 1st dinner was terrible, so...i just ordered a 2nd :/ i <3 seamlessweb.com!
  18. will i go to hell for making spaghetti at 1am? someone pleeeeease do my laundry
  19. dear myself: you are going to be alone 4ever. accept it. sincerely signed, yourself.
  20. i'd be so awesome as the "before" photo in a paxil campaign