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  1. In the event of not being fat enough, ice cream can be used as a root beer floatation device.7:04 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
  2. @amazinglarry on zombies: "It's like spoiling an apple, which then sprouts legs and cleans out your refrigerator"7:27 AM Jun 29th from web
  3. OH via @junglemason "I don't think that in my entire life I've ever seen warmed up nougat"7:22 PM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  4. RT @richjoslin http://twitpic.com/790qm - We've reached *that* point in the project.7:19 PM Jun 12th from web
  5. OH via @the_really_good "Yesterday I wanted to stab my brain out."5:51 PM Jun 12th from web
  6. Yeah, totally survivable. http://twitpic.com/77ldq10:59 AM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  7. It's a shame the Burnside Bridge isn't *higher*.10:53 AM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  8. New low point! Car probably dead. Walking from Southeast to Northwest!10:48 AM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  9. Salon.com Mobile: http://tinyurl.com/pl2gj910:47 AM Jun 12th from TwitterFon
  10. How to eat a cupcake, by @junglemason http://twitpic.com/6kd0w4:41 PM Jun 3rd from TwitterFon
  11. OH @richjoslin "It's like when you're breaking someone's bone. It's either broken...or it isn't."4:05 PM Jun 3rd from web
  12. OH @richjoslin "It's a tent that serves hot dogs. Well, the tent itself doesn't serve hot dogs, but there are people inside it that do."12:44 PM Jun 3rd from web
  13. We've reached *that* stage of the project. http://twitpic.com/6j6le7:47 AM Jun 3rd from TwitterFon
  14. @TheParthenon Come on down! Or up! Or to the left, as the case may be!8:37 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to TheParthenon
  15. OH via @theloveofcode "Our job is a bunch acronyms, delimited by errors."4:30 PM Jun 2nd from web
  16. I wonder aloud how many miles of progress bar I've watched in my career and what the average speed was. http://twitpic.com/5xmr910:46 AM May 25th from TwitterFon
  17. The Pro-hawkTM by @richjoslin http://twitpic.com/5n5py12:54 PM May 21st from TwitterFon
  18. OH via @theloveofcode "...it's like an egotistical mobius strip."10:08 AM May 21st from web
  19. OH via @junglemason "Don't eat the oatmeal cookies after you eat the chocolate ones. They taste like...salmon."1:23 PM May 18th from web
  20. There are two ice cream trucks outside playing different, competing and hateful tunes.3:08 PM May 15th from web
  • Name Jaybill McCarthy
  • Location Portland, Oregon
  • Web http://jaybill.com
  • Bio Bringing swords to gun fights since the early eocene epoch.
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