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  1. @FlSHSTlCK Kids today with their baggy pants and their rap music. #getoffmylawn about 8 hours ago from web in reply to FlSHSTlCK
  2. @jaredmoran Damn. That was like less than a minute. #wellplayed #musictrivia #freepizza about 8 hours ago from web in reply to jaredmoran
  3. In a Venn diagram for members of Nirvana, Led Zepplin and Queens of the Stone Age, what's the band in the overlap? #musictrivia #freepizza about 8 hours ago from web
  4. RIP Sydney's in NW. If anyone knows how I can hijack that biscuit recipe, there's a batch of biscuits in it for you. #omgbiscuits about 9 hours ago from web
  5. RT @FlSHSTlCK: Mondays have just become pants-optional. You are welcome. #nopantsmondays about 10 hours ago from web
  6. @slow_lane YOU LIE. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to slow_lane
  7. @webg33k Ready in 5 Minutes! (If you are on the surface of the sun.) about 10 hours ago from web in reply to webg33k
  8. @sarahelin #callmeishmaelard HEARD about 13 hours ago from web in reply to sarahelin
  9. I wish it was still #achesgiving about 16 hours ago from web
  10. Winner!!! RT @webg33k @jaybill They all have a version of "Black Betty" about 24 hours ago from HTC Peep
  11. Every time I tweet, @TheParthenon 's phone vibrates in the room below mine. #unsettling #!silent about 24 hours ago from HTC Peep in reply to TheParthenon
  12. @sarahelin you already know the answer. Besides, you're the pizza of my heart. #heartpizza 12:41 AM Nov 30th from HTC Peep in reply to sarahelin
  13. @TheParthenon Not unless they also invite YOUR MOM #yourmom #captainplanet 12:37 AM Nov 30th from HTC Peep in reply to TheParthenon
  14. @achewood I think I have your Ministry record. 12:35 AM Nov 30th from HTC Peep
  15. What do Tom Jones, Spiderbait, Meatloaf, Ministry and Cheryl Crow have in common? Winner gets...a pizza. 12:26 AM Nov 30th from web
  16. Walking home. Juggling cars. We need to get that whole teleport thing figured out. #beammethefuckup 11:35 PM Nov 29th from HTC Peep
  17. It is official. I did not finish 50K words of my novel in november. I did get off to a good start. Going to keep at it. #nanowrimo #fail 9:28 PM Nov 29th from web
  18. I am now convinced that the HTC Hero is superior to the iPhone it replaced in every imaginable way. #iPwned #hero #flamebait 9:23 PM Nov 29th from web
  19. Catching up on work. Converting videos to Android format. #ididntevenhavetousemyAK 9:17 PM Nov 29th from web
  20. RT @slow_lane: We've been blogged so hard http://www.preownedweddingd... #andsoldherdress 9:15 PM Nov 29th from web
  • Name Jaybill McCarthy
  • Location Portland, Oregon
  • Web http://jaybill.com
  • Bio Bringing swords to gun fights since the early eocene epoch.
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