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  1. In the event of not being fat enough, ice cream can be used as a root beer floatation device.
  2. @amazinglarry on zombies: "It's like spoiling an apple, which then sprouts legs and cleans out your refrigerator"
  3. OH via @junglemason "I don't think that in my entire life I've ever seen warmed up nougat"
  4. RT @richjoslin http://twitpic.com/790qm - We've reached *that* point in the project.
  5. OH via @the_really_good "Yesterday I wanted to stab my brain out."
  6. Yeah, totally survivable. http://twitpic.com/77ldq
  7. It's a shame the Burnside Bridge isn't *higher*.
  8. New low point! Car probably dead. Walking from Southeast to Northwest!
  9. Salon.com Mobile: http://tinyurl.com/pl2gj9
  10. How to eat a cupcake, by @junglemason http://twitpic.com/6kd0w
  11. OH @richjoslin "It's like when you're breaking someone's bone. It's either broken...or it isn't."
  12. OH @richjoslin "It's a tent that serves hot dogs. Well, the tent itself doesn't serve hot dogs, but there are people inside it that do."
  13. We've reached *that* stage of the project. http://twitpic.com/6j6le
  14. @TheParthenon Come on down! Or up! Or to the left, as the case may be!
  15. OH via @theloveofcode "Our job is a bunch acronyms, delimited by errors."
  16. I wonder aloud how many miles of progress bar I've watched in my career and what the average speed was. http://twitpic.com/5xmr9
  17. The Pro-hawkTM by @richjoslin http://twitpic.com/5n5py
  18. OH via @theloveofcode "...it's like an egotistical mobius strip."
  19. OH via @junglemason "Don't eat the oatmeal cookies after you eat the chocolate ones. They taste like...salmon."
  20. There are two ice cream trucks outside playing different, competing and hateful tunes.