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  1. @FlSHSTlCK Kids today with their baggy pants and their rap music. #getoffmylawn
  2. @jaredmoran Damn. That was like less than a minute. #wellplayed #musictrivia #freepizza
  3. In a Venn diagram for members of Nirvana, Led Zepplin and Queens of the Stone Age, what's the band in the overlap? #musictrivia #freepizza
  4. RIP Sydney's in NW. If anyone knows how I can hijack that biscuit recipe, there's a batch of biscuits in it for you. #omgbiscuits
  5. RT @FlSHSTlCK: Mondays have just become pants-optional. You are welcome. #nopantsmondays
  6. @slow_lane YOU LIE.
  7. @webg33k Ready in 5 Minutes! (If you are on the surface of the sun.)
  8. @sarahelin #callmeishmaelard HEARD
  9. I wish it was still #achesgiving
  10. Winner!!! RT @webg33k @jaybill They all have a version of "Black Betty"
  11. Every time I tweet, @TheParthenon 's phone vibrates in the room below mine. #unsettling #!silent
  12. @sarahelin you already know the answer. Besides, you're the pizza of my heart. #heartpizza
  13. @TheParthenon Not unless they also invite YOUR MOM #yourmom #captainplanet
  14. @achewood I think I have your Ministry record.
  15. What do Tom Jones, Spiderbait, Meatloaf, Ministry and Cheryl Crow have in common? Winner gets...a pizza.
  16. Walking home. Juggling cars. We need to get that whole teleport thing figured out. #beammethefuckup
  17. It is official. I did not finish 50K words of my novel in november. I did get off to a good start. Going to keep at it. #nanowrimo #fail
  18. I am now convinced that the HTC Hero is superior to the iPhone it replaced in every imaginable way. #iPwned #hero #flamebait
  19. Catching up on work. Converting videos to Android format. #ididntevenhavetousemyAK
  20. RT @slow_lane: We've been blogged so hard http://www.preownedweddingd... #andsoldherdress