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  1. When my cell is close to a pair of speakers, it resonates feedback exactly like the 1990 Bel Biv Devoe classic "Poison" http://bit.ly/2gFik
  2. @condensedgravy Maybe you should see a doctor about your painful discharge?
  3. hello dumb dumb
  4. @dickardo Yes, although if I wrote it again, I would change "children" to "replicants"
  5. I cannot believe that in this time of x, the media has the gall to talk about y! What about x? Won't anyone think of the children?
  6. @vanishes twitter - a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
  7. #urahoe if you engage in behavior that is scandalously unbecoming of a lady before bretrothal, making a sufficient dowry all but impossible
  8. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - JH
  9. http://www.ireport.com/docs... Jay Leno fans... are exactly like you thought they would be.
  10. "you like king triton 'cause you got daddy issues"
  11. Reason the internet is awesome #235 - Someone spent a lot of time on this table: http://bit.ly/haaHf
  12. I am like the Amityville Horror of relationship advice. People come to me with problems and before they can finish I'm yelling "GET OUUUT!"
  13. They need to do way instain mother>who kill thier babbys.becuse these babby cant shak back?my pary are with the dvlper who lost his aplction
  14. enjoy smeat http://www.yellow5.com/poke...
  15. It's 2008. Rob Morrow and Trent Reznor are now the same person. Thank you, and good night.
  16. Update: I have successfully won Mike & Ikes with help from my robot army. Thank you.
  17. is using OS X Automator to automatically click a site that has flash slot machine to win free Mike & Ikes. This is either AWESOME or SAD.
  18. Whenever I receive inordinately competent service at a fast food place, I just assume that the employee is an undercover sociologist.
  19. I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" when after all, it was planes and trees. Pleased to meet youuu, hope you guess my name.
  20. If you had a myspace, invited everyone you knew? You would see the biggest .gif would be from me and the card attach'd would say f yo tables