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  1. "we exposed to know who christopher columbus is?" ::: sigh :::
  2. @urbanrhetoric ...they're just everyday people (yup, i'm hilarious).
  3. real talk: people in the bay sport "SF" gear WAY more than nuyawkuhs rock the "NY." yes, really.
  4. my effing feet hurt. i would kill your mother (yes, yours) for a segway.
  5. good weekend, bay area. props for showing me a great time...
  6. boooo @ brazilian tourists feeding a $20 into the embarcadero muni and expecting the driver to give them change.
  7. back in alameda county, bitches.
  8. boo @ the teachers being villified in "the blind side."
  9. orange FTW vs carolina, bitches!
  10. thank shiva that the follow friday thing is dying out...
  11. ...sometimes i feel like a traitor to my generation because i don't give a flying fuck about 99.7% of the video games that are out.
  12. @GaltsGhost ...run THROUGH the mill, perhaps. man, i'm clever.
  13. @huckabuck don't question my fly-osity.
  14. @GaltsGhost ...see? toldja she doesn't douche.
  15. listening to nerdball ambient music that nobody has ever heard of. im so fly.
  16. yellowtail sashimi and seaweed salad, i heart you.
  17. ...it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round.
  18. i would rather eye socket fuck a leper than read another half baked quasi-motivational "good morning" comment on twitter. fuck yo optimism.
  19. "you're chillin' with a titty feelin' villain..." <---my mission statement for 2010.
  20. @Gas01 ...also - i prefer to think of you as the person who tricked me into giving myself heart palpitations from truck stop meds.