@Sundry Agreed. The shirt sucked, and I see nothing wrong with saying so, but I don't want to recruit myself as the ACTUAL fashion police.

@Sundry I'm not participating, but I don't find it inconsistent. If you're going to punish bad behavior, at least reward good behavior.

@metalia I enjoyed reading it but found the ending disappointing. I appreciated its overall weirdness though.

@mollykath Yay! Congratulations! :)

@charliesue I think worrying is almost always useless, but if you figure out how to avoid it, please teach me. (Thinking of you both.)

@asagaobalcony Don't you take his side.

Is it super-duper illegal to drown your own cat in the kitchen sink, or just like "wink wink" illegal? I can provide character witnesses.

@amberadrian @agirlandaboy The lovely @bethanyactually decided she needed to make it for me after I used that phrase in a post. LOVE.

@agirlandaboy (Also, that picture makes me look as if I turned my own head into a mug.)

@agirlandaboy You made that black magic joke, and then I got this in the mail. Coincidence? twitter.com/jay_gee/status…

@agirlandaboy @themuskrat @sweetney Black ... magic ... ha ... ha ... you guys ... are so silly. (hides jar of newt eyes behind back)

@agirlandaboy It probably depends more on free time in general, I'd guess. Financial situation, etc.

@Sundry I may not have kids, but I have to resist the compulsion toward accomplishment for the sake of it, at the cost of everything else.

People who hate Facebook have clearly never taken it upon themselves to post a status asking for stories about grandpas. #bestever

My favorite Super Bowl coverage? The trivia by @mental_floss. #footballfornerds

@akraut As Telaflora would say ... what's the difference?

@knottyyarn Okay, you just told me that doesn't really work ... and still I want to believe.

@akraut FYI, that goes into Mint as a nonessential expense.

That Best Buy commercial is a reminder that the tech industry needs to do a better job at promoting the women involved in it.