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  1. @THEsaragilbert this is goddamn Darlene Conner fool! you need to recognize!
  2. RT @johncmayer: I need to get back into the gym. I'm all for having boobs against my chest but not when they're mine.
  3. @DitaVonTeese i LOVED that part of the show,you were a pleasant surprise to a great night.
  4. @ricky_martin i liked myself this morning in the shower...lol.
  5. @WWHMBLOGS follow me weasel! i promise:good times, free porn and hot dogs! in THAT order!
  6. @Hez corn starch that shit! don't use butter or anything,just the starch next time..voila! martha ain't got nuttin on me.
  7. @hollymontag surfers who are independently wealthy!
  8. RT @hollymontag: Hottest men: a) surfers b) snowboarders c) skiers d) whoever has a job ???
  9. @SweettoothLoki you tell em! asshole!
  10. RT @OMGFacts: Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a m ...
  11. i won a fucking trip to asia and some cash ya'll!!!
  12. RT @OMGFacts: 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. #omgfacts
  13. RT @nicolerichie: Merry Christmas to all, & to all a good night. Happy Birthday Donna Martin! #BeverlyHills90210
  14. @PerezHilton me love you long time..thanks.
  15. @BarackObama right back atcha Barry!
  16. RT @KFUCKINGP: Got "Baby, It's Cold Outside" on loop in the truck because, let's face it, it's a fucking Christmas song about date rape.
  17. @PerezHilton i just won a trip for 2 to Hong kong today on a scratch n win! how is it?? should i choose HK or Beijing?? is it $$$ there?thnx
  18. @DitaVonTeese i spent $100 on a vintage retired public school copy of Little Witch, a great kids book from the 40s. loved it as a child.
  19. RT @winnersusedrugs: I love that Bill Maher is spending Christmas Eve posting about deities that the Jesus story is ripped from LOL
  20. RT @JessicaSimpson: Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.