JaxieCat
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@ what's up whisper. what are you into?
6:10 PM Dec 21st
from Tweetie
in reply to the_keke
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There is a dog here named Rollie. He's cool, but he eats all my cat food.
6:09 PM Dec 21st
from Tweetie
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i like turkey but my mom drops it on the floor for me. rude. when she goes for sushi, duz the japaneez man throw HER FISH on the floor? no
1:12 PM Dec 20th
from web
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hey are there any cat dating websites? like meow-harmony or meow-match.com? i have a hard time meeting girl cats at my house
6:43 PM Dec 19th
from Tweetie
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I hope I get a decent Christmas present this year. last year I got a new collar. yawn
6:39 PM Dec 19th
from Tweetie
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Cat food ROX!!!!!!
9:37 PM Dec 3rd
from Tweetie
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@ i wish u were home. dad grounded me becuz i accidentlallly tweeted on his twitter account today and he called me a bad kitty. :(
7:32 PM Nov 5th
from web
in reply to HungryGirl
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my dad (@) just said "Bad kitty!" at me for using his twitter account. It was an ACCIDENT. And I'm a grown CAT, not a "kitty" - Geez.
1:46 PM Nov 5th
from web
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my mom & dad said i'm not supposed to do this (cuz I'm just a cat) but does anyone out there wanna go to shakeys for me and bring me lunch?
1:42 PM Nov 5th
from web
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sometimes after i eat i like to vomit, but i think it gets on my parents nerves (the vomiting, not the eating)
12:12 PM Nov 5th
from web
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@ that sounds good. i am ready to go to shakeys whenever you are. let's please get the buffet
8:04 AM Nov 4th
from Tweetie
in reply to Petercb3
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my mom (@) has her suitcase out. i'm suspicious. i am afraid she's leaving me. :(
7:58 AM Nov 4th
from Tweetie
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@ you are pretty. do U want to have lunch with me at shakeys? if i take U there does that mean you'll start calling me all the time?
9:30 AM Nov 3rd
from web
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i hate the olive garden. i don't want to go there. they don't let cats in anyway. i want to go to shakeys.
9:25 AM Nov 3rd
from web
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my mom (@) and my dad (@) won't take me to shakeys. will somoene else please come get me and take me to shakeys?
9:25 AM Nov 3rd
from web
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i wish i could spend my day at Shakeys. that place has everything. great food, cool ambience. i wish i could go
9:24 AM Nov 3rd
from web
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every morning my dad (@) says he's leaving to go make TV shows but how do I know he doesn't spend his day at Shakeys?
9:23 AM Nov 3rd
from web
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i chased this shadow on the wall for almost an hour and then I realized it was just my tail making the shadow. i feel stupid now
7:04 PM Oct 27th
from web
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do we look cute together? please be honest
7:15 PM Oct 26th
from Tweetie
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this girl sent me a pic of herself and wants to have coffee with me. i dunno. what do you guys think?
4:29 PM Oct 26th
from Tweetie
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- Name Jackson Schneider
- Bio I'm a cat. My dad is @DanWarp and my mom is @Hungry Girl. I like my dad but I like my mom better. I also like Boar's Head low-salt turkey.
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