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  1. Yeah, gonna pass out now, bye everybody. 16 minutes ago from web
  2. Also he got a shank and duct tape for Yankee Swap 18 minutes ago from web
  3. I remember @MagnusMuldoon having his Kcat-shirt pic sent overseas to his ex-gf's doppelganger, then he tried to talk me into Bad Decisions 19 minutes ago from web
  4. Hi tonight, I've drank a lot of beers and you don't make much sense, so goodnight, try to piece you together tomorrow 22 minutes ago from web
  5. I met a real live Irishman! We compared Gansett and Guinness! He had a LILT to his voice! AND a fauxhawk! about 2 hours ago from txt
  6. Stingray Sam, Mitchell and Webb, and Gansett tallboys - the only thing seperating this from a Fri night @batteyst is @hudsoncycle rollin ... about 4 hours ago from txt
  7. @GhostOrBalloon I think he's just cranky because a NEGRO took his favorite booth at the diner about 9 hours ago from web in reply to GhostOrBalloon
  8. @nabokovsnose You know me, I only go after the hard targets. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to nabokovsnose
  9. Hey, you know who's still totally culturally relevant? Garrison Kellior: http://bit.ly/7t8KWT about 9 hours ago from web
  10. Best line from Twilight RiffTrax: "[Bella] makes Sylvia Plath look like Cyndi Lauper." about 10 hours ago from web
  11. @GhostOrBalloon I'm not sure there's anything to be gained in reading the book as opposed to seeing the film, but I can't imagine there is about 10 hours ago from web in reply to GhostOrBalloon
  12. @GhostOrBalloon Spare yourself, just watch the RiffTrax about 10 hours ago from web in reply to GhostOrBalloon
  13. Though Im glad Twilight has finally brought to us a vision of the ONLY sustainable romantic relationship: one born from mutual self-loathing about 11 hours ago from web
  14. I don't lightly bandy about the phrase "Almost as bad as G.I. Joe". about 11 hours ago from web
  15. Hey, finally saw Twilight. No more sitting in the back of the pop culture discourse, shooting spitballs; I have met the enemy & he sparkles about 11 hours ago from web
  16. When I think "Hipster Lesbians", I think RISD, and when I think RISD, I think angry thoughts. This is my prejudice, and I'm sorry, America. 8:41 PM Dec 18th from txt
  17. Farewell to New York City, boys, to Boston and PA 8:05 PM Dec 18th from txt
  18. I'M A FREE-BORN MAN OF THE U.S.A. 7:49 PM Dec 18th from txt
  19. Tonight I saw a man wearing a Class of 2004 shirt ironically. Tonight, I came very close to stabbing a man to death. 7:04 PM Dec 18th from txt
  20. @nabokovsnose Really a shame he died almost a century before Pride & Prejudice & Zombies 10:49 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to nabokovsnose