jaspersorensen
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Nobody die on Memorial Day. We're closed. I realize of course this is ludicrous. But it's true.
9:28 PM May 23rd, 2008
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Chances are said deceased person was embalmed. If they were, their lips are sealed shut through sutures or adhesive. Seek surgery b4 talking
7:59 PM Apr 29th, 2008
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Reading a great story about Presidents raising people from the dead as a last act of Presidency. HOWEVER:
7:59 PM Apr 29th, 2008
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The average cost of a Japanese Funeral is about 1.5 million yen, or $14,000USD
10:30 AM Apr 29th, 2008
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The funeral industry in Japan is surprisingly corrupt. In 2005, 36% of customers didn't even get a quote until after the funeral was over.
10:29 AM Apr 29th, 2008
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Pop Quiz: What do you do when your pick-up service puts the wrong ID on a body? And that wrong body is about to get cremated? You panic.
3:06 PM Apr 28th, 2008
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@ you don't mean the Wii version. do you? is it OUT? OH well, no Wii anymore, so it's a pointless want, I suppose
9:54 AM Apr 27th, 2008
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Getting to bed early tonight. Lengthy drive to the Bay Area tomorrow for a graveside service. Talk to you all on Friday.
7:50 PM Apr 23rd, 2008
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Hey @, love the screen-name. What kind of basement inventions do you create? :-) Thanks for following along...
10:53 AM Apr 23rd, 2008
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I keep coming into work earlier every day, and Donald is ALWAYS here first, reading obituaries and gulping coffee. God, does he live here?
10:42 AM Apr 23rd, 2008
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Thankful that my life is relatively drama-free.
7:41 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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Driving 10 hours roundtrip Thursday for a short graveside service near San Francisco. Odd? Truly.
3:13 PM Apr 22nd, 2008
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I'm starting to notice these little Latin phrases everywhere. "stet" is one of them. Googled it, means "Let It Stand."
7:01 PM Apr 20th, 2008
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The front of our funeral home has this strange stained glass window with the words "ad vitam aeternam." I never noticed it before...
6:29 PM Apr 20th, 2008
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I love when the owners of the Morgue come by and bring us lunch. Ok, very transparent gesture that you want our business, guys.
5:51 PM Apr 18th, 2008
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People have been asking if my job is depressing, and it's quite the opposite. It does, however, require an iron stomach.
11:09 AM Apr 18th, 2008
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A very twisted side of me wonders what someone's last Twitter post would be. . .anyone care to take that idea and run wild?
11:05 AM Apr 18th, 2008
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(yep, the nap isn't happening)
9:47 AM Apr 18th, 2008
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Prepping for a huge wake - we're actually closing down Cedar Lanes Bowling alley for this guy. He must have had quite the following...
9:46 AM Apr 18th, 2008
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Up all night embalming and doing pickups. Heading to bed...
8:19 AM Apr 18th, 2008
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- Name Jasper Sorensen
- Location Moonstone California
- Bio Apprentice Funeral Director @ Hutchins & Young
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