jasperschultz
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@ Thank you. I was particularly proud of that one.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to byronbache
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@ Nope, Martin Clunes always looks like that.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to byronbache
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I got sand in my eye. I was plucking nose hairs. I'm allergic to pollen.
about 3 hours ago
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No, of course I don't mind that @ is ignoring me on XBL. Why do you ask? Oh, that? No no, I was chopping onions just before.
about 3 hours ago
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Hey, I'll be in another play next year. Well, actually it's the same play, but it's been reworked and extended. So get off my back about it.
about 4 hours ago
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Excuse me, I have a very important workshop to attend with a dramaturge. I'd explain how important if I only knew what a dramaturge was.
about 8 hours ago
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Ah. The first of our "careful of the brown snake near reception/the carpark/your office" has gone out. Must be summer.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Because masturbating is unfulfilling.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to rockstarV
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@ I love her.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to griffynn
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It looks like my play will be performed February 9-13 at the NIDA Parade Playhouse. That's exciting.
2:40 AM Dec 8th
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@ aww!! Canada probably needs you, too. But I will miss you while you're gone!
12:46 AM Dec 8th
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in reply to stevivor
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@ Brilliantly done.
7:40 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to stevivor
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@ (yes, I have stooped this low)
6:57 PM Dec 7th
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@ "The only reason why I have it is because of events"..."and also to revel in Tophe's update/photo a day hilarity..." ?
6:53 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to upandatthem
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I've got no more fight left. Not this year. The half dozen or so walls I keep butting my head against all win.
5:18 PM Dec 7th
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@ I'm very excited. Yesterday? I watched a YouTube video without having to wait first. I'll have so much more free time now!
3:57 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to jinxOZ
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@ @ WHAT? This severely impacts my desire to even purchase it. This is an outrage! I HAVE NEW INTERNETS AND EVERYTHING! *wail*
3:49 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to stevivor
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@ How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb? A: It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
3:21 PM Dec 7th
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@ Will you be diversifying? Can we expect Longwood Long Johns or Longwood Long Grain Rice in the future? I'd buy all of these.
2:49 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to Tracknkern
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The "Ripstik" - so named after the sound your knee cartilage makes when you're on it, and what you'll need to walk on by the time you're 30.
1:37 PM Dec 7th
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- Name Jasper
- Location ACT, Australia
- Web http://www.jasper...
- Bio Writer: commercials for a living, attempted punchline riddled guff the rest of the time. Plays videogames. Likes men. Is utterly hapless.
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